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Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!

Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml

Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for everyone over the age of 1.

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You can't sleep - even with melatonin. 
You can't focus - even with coffee. 
How are you supposed to be productive at all?!

Anxious, tired woman

 Anxious, Overwhelmed, and You Can't FOCUS

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We’ve got you covered, with the science of soothing.

Your brain waves have gone crazy, and your mind is going a million miles an hour, but when you try to do anything your brain can't focus or function... which leaves you feeling overwhelmed. You can end up feeling jittery and anxious, suffering from unpleasant side effects like heart palpitations, cold sweats, and an inability to think clearly.

You think to yourself, 'I know what I need... Just a good night's rest...'

Don't Even Get Us Started On SLEEP!

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When you're short on Zzz's, you can go from sweet to sour, and no amount of caramel lattes can help...

What happens to the brain when we are short on sleep? Well, brain fog, memory issues, mood disruption, as well as elevated cortisol, and a greater likelihood to reach for sugary treats to stay energized.

At bedtime, we fall into a sea of pillows and blankets, sure that we will drift off and wake the next day feeling like a Goddess... Instead, you lie in bed tossing and turning for hours, and wake up feeling like the Crypt Keeper with a hangover.

The worst part? None of the solutions you're told to try actually help...

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Calm, zen woman

How Does Chaos Calmer Work?

Calm, zen woman

Tired of hearing things like, "Drink coffee! Take sleeping pills! Just workout..."?

Chaos Calmer contains three key ingredients: Magnesium, GABA, and L-Theanine.

Magnesium helps to relax muscles and produce more GABA in your brain. GABA calms your brain by blocking excitatory signals in your central nervous system (your brain and spinal cord).

GABA is thought to play a major role in controlling nerve responses associated with anxiety, stress, and fear. 

L-Theanine is an amino acid that has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. This allows you to slash your to-do list in half because your brain isn't scattering in 12 different directions!

Even more amazing is that you can use Chaos Calmer during the day for calm and focus as it decreases overwhelm and anxiety, and at night as it helps you relax, feel calm, and stops the brain spinning to help you sleep deeply. Double win!

Can't I Just Take a Pill? 

Supplements and medications

Horse size pills that get peed out. Antidepressants that come with 92,427,833 side effects.

Not exactly great solutions are they? Whilst some supplements and medications do offer some relief, the bottom line is that many of them don't target the brainwaves to improve brain function, AND they can come with horrible side effects.

The unique proprietary blend of Chaos Calmer, combined with its topical delivery system, makes it a fast, effective treatment for those feelings of anxiety and overwhelm. No taxing the liver. No peeing out $100 worth of supplements. Just a smooth slide into calm clarity that allows you to bring your A-game to everything from your to-do list to your snooze list!

Supplements and medications
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Chaos Calmer Is Made To Be Shared!

Mixed generation family having a picnic

Surrounded by stressed out sisters, cranky coworkers, and a sleepy sweetheart? Our cream can help!

When it comes to feeling 'tired-wired', you're not alone. Have you ever seen a three year old go from laughing to complete meltdown in .002 of a second? You're feeling the same way, you're just not allowed to have public meltdowns (well, technically, you are!), but you don't.

Chaos Calmer to the rescue! It is safe for anyone over the age of 1 - meaning you can use it when your hubby is stressed about work, your sister is stressed about her kids, and on your grandkids when they're having DEFCON 1 level freak outs.

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Chaos Calmer ACTUALLY targets the neurons in your brain to bring clarity and focus, all while reducing feelings of tension, allowing you to get to that deep breath out as you relax.

20 minutes to a calmer brain
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  • Pamela F
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Very helpful for sleep
    I did not realize how well Chaos worked for me until I ran out of it. It really does help me to fall asleep and stay asleep. Would definitely recommend it. 
  • Gracie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer says it all
    I recnetly made an order of one time purchase items in order to get procucts for my sister as well as myself. Originally, I purchased the Chaos Calmer for my daughter. I tried it several times and had to return to buy it for myself. My body needs this product probably at least 3x daily, but the cost tells me once daily.
  • lkw
    ✅ Verified Customer
    4 out of 5 agree!
    Just received my 3rd shipment of Chaos Calmer. What a great product! I have been able to get more sleep and even deeper sleep with Chaos Calmer. If I don't use it before bed, and wake up at 2 a.m., I'll put a half-pump of CC on the back of my hand and I'm able to get back to sleep within 20 minutes. I have shared it with five other people, and four of them had better and deeper sleep. My granddaughter had several surgeries before the age of three. Now five, she sometimes cries out and has very restless sleep. Just a VERY small drop on the back of her hand calms her enough to sleep through the night. The first time my husband used a full pump on his hands and wrists, he slept a full eight hours and was super energetic the next day (ok, he was kinda crazed, but whatever!) What I like the most is no brain fog the next day - unlike when using OTC or prescription sleep aids. If things get too chaotic during the day, a small drop on the back of my hand calms me so that I can finish my day without getting derailed. I will always have Chaos Calmer on my night stand and recommend it to those who have trouble falling or staying asleep.
  • Pat
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I think I’m addicted!
    Amazing calming, sleep inducing effect! I use a pump before bed & drop off almost immediately. I also use it for stress inducing situations when I need a calming aid. Love this stuff!
  • Jane
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps Me Get Back To Sleep
    I use this to get back to sleep after waking during the night. I put it on, go back to bed and fall right to sleep. It’s great!
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep help
    Chaos calmer helps me sleep . I'm not as restless and twitchy. Not sleeping is a family curse once peri menopause started and it continues even post menopause. Wish I'd had chaos calmer sooner.
  • Shelley
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Both my husband and I use this before bed. One pump on the top of the hands and then rub both tops of hands together and also spread to wrists. Looking for those close to the surface veins. You don't really notice any sudden affect, but gradually helps calm and relax you. My husband has never slept well, and we think this helps him calm his runaway brain, haha. We are out of it now, and looking for my next shipment that's due to arrive on the 11th... hope we last until then!😵😌
  • Bd
    ✅ Verified Customer
    High Anxiety Releif
    I put this on my legs before bed and besides the calming effect I get with my my busy mind. It really helps with my restless legs too. I'm so happy that I found something that works. Thank you
  • Ms. Toot
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Awesome GABA+
    I give this one 5 stars.
  • Kathy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    This Works for Me
    I have had a great deal of anxiety most of my life. I do not like taking anti anxiety medications because they make me sleepy. I decided to try this product because I saw success with Silky Peach. I use it before I go to sleep at night and I am able to get to sleep quickly. If I wake in the night and have trouble falling back asleep, I use it again and it helps me to fall back asleep. There are no side effects. I will continue to order and use this product.
  • Naomi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm in a sea of storms
    Parlor Games is the sort of company that I would have dreamed about recommending to clients when I worked as a clinical herbalist. Their thoughtfully designed formulas embody the best of modern scientific knowledge. For myself, I found Chaos Calmer to be just what I needed in a time when stress had everything off balance in my life. GABA and magnesium are a great combination and work quickly together to bring stress levels down. Keep this handy for when you are having trouble releasing the days worries. Try it for yourself and see!
  • Darlene S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Meh
    It didn't seem to do anything for me, but it seems to work for other people.
    My system is odd. Caffeine makes me sleepy, so I'm not surprised that something that is calming for other people, didn't work the same for me.
  • Abbey
    ✅ Verified Customer
    63 & figuring it out
    Chaos calmer is my go to. Whether I want to get a good night sleep, or if I’m a bit wound up and wish to be a bit more thoughtful in my responses to stressful situations. I feel more confident knowing I can rely on it.
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Repeat customer
    I love this product! It gently soothes my mind and before I know it, I am lulled to sleep. No grogginess in the morning.

    I just bought two bottles. One to keep, one to give to a friend. I am bragging about you Chaos Calmer!
  • Jamie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    This product works! I just recommended it to a friend, can’t wait to hear how much she loves it!
  • Mary T.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep relief
    My past bedtime ritual after my head hits the pillow, review the day's events in a long cycle. I had the tube of Chaos Calmer and used it a couple of times. It didn't work for me. Well, after reading comments on the Sexy Sassy Solutions posts on FaceBook, I decided to try it again. 15 minutes before climbing into bed, I apply one pump to my ankle/top of foot on alternating feet or the inside of my wrist. I fall asleep much faster and actually dream better and get a full night's sleep, except for pee breaks because I am an old bird. I am so glad I found Parlor Games and their products and blogs.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!
    Chaos Calmer works like a charm. It really helps me get a sense of calm so that I get a good nights sleep. I highly recommend.
  • Julie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    When I have a troubled time falling asleep or wake up in middle of night and cannot get back to sleep, one pump and next thing I know - peaceful sleep!
  • Mayzie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Can't Be Without It
    I put this on the inside of my elbow and rub it in. Then I sit and let it sink in. I literally feel my body relax, slowly. At first I thought it was just in my head. But my sleep tracker shows better sleep and less moving around when I use it. It is a staple for me and I make sure to never run out. Thank goodness for the subscription!!
  • Dianah C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer.
    Use this before bed. I don’t sleep well but this definitely helps. It’s a game changer and lets me get the rest I need. 
  • Stephanie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Instant calm
    Chaos calmer is like my secret weapon. A little dab on my wrists in the back of my hands when I feel that menopausal anxiety coming on calms me right down. I’m so grateful to have this product in my toolbox.
  • All Knotted Up
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Surprising and Wonderful
    I suffer from muscle knots that results mainly from too many hours in front of a computer. I have started taking magnesium supplements to help, but found limited improvement. I tried Chaos Calmer and have been truly amazed at the impact on the muscle. The overall soothing that comes with it is a great side benefit.
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Good Sleep Again
    I have been using Chaos Calmer for few months and it helps me sleep. I know because if I don’t use it, I sleep restlessly and realize I didn’t use it that night. I just apply it in the middle of the night, and read a bit until it kicks in❤️.
  • Debbie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm
    I use this every night. I rub on the tops of my hands and it helps me relax and fall asleep. 
  • Laurie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    LOVE
    I can feel my chaos being calmed within 10 min. of applying this cream. I love to put it on right before bed.
  • BFISH
    ✅ Verified Customer
    For guys, too
    I put this on the inside of my forearms each night. It helps me stay asleep and pushes aside my body’s effort to become an insomniac.
  • Sweet1dt
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Truly calms the chaos
    Chaos Calmer helps me feel balanced and reduces anxiety. Going into the holiday season, I'm able to take on the extra activities without feeling stressed out. It's a great part of my Parlor Games medicine chest...I use and love them ALL!
  • Gvm
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works but at the wrong time
    I bought this to help with sleep. I definitely feel the physical relaxation probably from the magnesium but one of the other ingredients really woke my mind up. Couldn’t sleep and ended up taking a rx medication. It’s not for me but probably works well for others.
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Right before bed
    I love this product! Not only does it help me fall slowly to sleep at night, but my hands look lovely and much younger than 67 🤩
  • Chatty
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Need help sleeping?
    This stuff works! When I am unable to quiet my brain with thoughts, to-do lists and schedules I put this on as directed and I fall asleep!
  • Marie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    This is an amazing cream. When I need to sleep after a chaotic day, I use this and it helps me rest. When I’m at work and i feel  anxious I use this and it helps with in a few minutes , I can’t live without this! This is a natural and amazing product !
  • Kari L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I'm loving the Chaos Calmer! It turns off all the "mind noise" that makes it impossible to get to sleep. Before using it, as soon as my head hit the pillow my mind would begin to recall everything I did, or meant to do that day. Plus, every 80's song I ever heard on a loop that wouldn't quit! I would highly recommend Chaos Calmer to anyone that wants to be able to have a peaceful night's sleep.
  • Jennifer
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I use this each time I get out of the shower every couple of days. This really helps me with my anxiety. I don’t feel as stressed out as I do when I do t use it for a few days. It usually last a couple of days for me and really does help with this. I am ever so grateful to have found these ladies. They have been such a lifesaver to my body and over all health, where the doctors have failed me. Thank you so much for what you do for us. 
  • Leslie inCA
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos!
    I’m a terrible sleeper and Chaos Calmer is just enough to help my brain let a peaceful calm allow sleep. I have used it when waking during the night also & still woke up in the morning without a hangover. I have recommended Chaos Calmer to friends with the same sleeping issues due to the delights of this glorious menopause… sarcasm, a gift of age.
  • LynneG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Get back to sleep
    My elderly dog wakes me up once or twice a night to go out. After going downstairs and back up, I have trouble getting back to sleep. That's why Chaos Calmer is on my bedside table. A quick application and some slow breathing and I'm back to sleep!
  • Mayzie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Bedtime Routine
    I decided to try the Chaos Calmer on a whim! I suffer from insomnia. Even when I do get to sleep, it takes a long time for me to actually fall asleep and I struggle with staying asleep. So I tried it.
    Now it is an integral part of my bedtime routine! I apply a couple of pearl sized dollops to the inside of my arms starting at the wrist and stoping at the inside of the elbow. I massage them in and wait for everything to absorb while I brush my teeth and do my skincare routine. Once I lay down in bed, I can already feel it relaxing me and I drift off so much easier.
    I feel like it quiets the noise and tornado of thoughts I have in my head.
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Buy it, try, it works!
    Chaos Calmer is a game changer for me. After 5 years of sleep issues (not being able to stay asleep), trying other sleep aids, Chaos Calmer is the only one what works for me. Apply it, give it a few minutes, and feel your mind clear, and be gently lulled to sleep. It is just wonderful! I use all Parlor Game products. All work fantastuc. My last purchase was for 2 Choas Calmers. One for me and one for a friend. Yeah, Parlor Game products are the best thing I've run across to lessen my menopause woes.
  • Debbie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calmness without drugs!
    This cream is a lifesaver for anxiety and stress. Sometimes in life for whatever reason, we are triggered with anxiousness or anxiety and this cream just calms you in very little time. I always have it with me.
  • Tammi R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game Changer for Deep Sleep
    Chaos Calmer has been such a helpful addition to getting good, deep sleep now that menopause has disrupted the great sleep I used to get. I fall asleep quickly and sleep 6 hours straight before I wake up to go to the bathroom. Then I return to sleep easily for another several hours. I also love the fact that Chaos Calmer is all natural and has no negative side effects!
  • Beth R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Chaos calmer is my “go-to” at night when I can’t get my mind to settle. I rub it on the bottoms of my feet and wrists. It helps me to fall asleep faster or fall back to sleep. I keep it by my bedside and use it almost every night. It does exactly what it says, it calms the chaos. Thank you Parlor Games for this product. 
  • Bird
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    My husband myself and daughter use nightly and sleep like babies my daughter moved out a few weeks ago and had anxiety being out on her own she has been doing 2 pumps before bed and is able to sleep.
  • Cynthia S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Rest in Menopause
    I’ve had trouble sleeping for years; I could fall asleep quickly but would wake up around 2-3 am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Chaos Calmer has been a dream for me. Now, if I do wake up during the night, I almost always fall right back to sleep. I also might use it on an extra stressful day, and I does help me calm down. Thank you so much for these amazing products!!
  • Laura S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Not Just For Stress
    Chaos Calmer does help me deal with stress and anxious feelings, it also helps me to get back to sleep if I wake up in the night, but a really nice added benefit is that, because it contains magnesium, it helps reduce my joint pain! I apply it directly to my hips and elbows. AND, unlike most magnesium creams, it does not make me itchy!
  • L.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Yes!
    I didn’t think that I’d ever find something that could take the edge off of my anxiety! It helps me breath again!
  • Pat
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep!
    I use this at night before bed. Go to sleep right away & stay asleep!
  • PMS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better Sleep
    I rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night. I’m assuming it’s the magnesium.
  • Tammy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Brain soothing and calmness promoting!
    Results are undeniable! I use it before bed to quiet the sometimes racing thoughts from the day. If I have anxiety or angst during the day, I also use it with pretty quick results of calm. Thanks!
  • Eroseland
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Nice to have
    Nice to have around for days of stress.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great!
    I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
  • Peanut
    ✅ Verified Customer
    A great Creme
    This is a great creme it has help me get to sleep when I am restless . Only wish the bottle was bigger for the price.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can men use Chaos Calmer?

Yes, the ingredients in the cream can apply to anyone who is experiencing insomnia, anxiety, sleeplessness. There are no hormones in the cream and it is safe for men to use.

Can kids use Chaos Calmer?

Children over the age of 1 can use Chaos Calmer. The active ingredients in the cream are appropriate for children experiencing anxiety and overexcitability. A little known fact is that some food sensitivities or environmental contaminants can elevate levels of glutamate – one of the excitatory neurotransmitters. Elevated levels of glutamate can make it hard for a kiddo to sit down and pay attention. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

Does it contain hormones? Can I use it with Silky Peach?

Chaos Calmer contains no hormones. It contains magnesium (a mineral), l-theanine (an amino acid) and GABA (a neurotransmitter). This means it is safe for men and women of any age, and children over the age of 1. It also means you can use it with any of our other products that do contain hormones, such as ReBounce, Silky Peach, or Vibrant Third, as there will not be any hormonal interactions.

Can Chaos Calmer Help Me Sleep?

Difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep can be due to a range of things. When stress levels are high, or when the usual balance of hormones and neurotransmitters has been affected by changes in hormones at menopause, that imbalance between calming neurotransmitters and excitatory neurotransmitters can make it hard to get to sleep and stay asleep. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain and help the brain calm and settle to sleep.

Can Chaos Calmer Help With Stress?

Felt stress – whether it’s real (like a house fire) or imagined (like feeling overwhelmed) usually increases stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline. When these levels go up the body has a whole bunch of stress response actions that can then make stress feel worse. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance and counteract the impacts of the stress hormones. Deep belly breathing can often do the same thing. Applying the Chaos Calmer can help kick start the calming effect. Chaos Calmer isn’t a long term solution for stress, but it can help in the short term while you learn how to be less affected by events that make you feel stressed.

Does It Help With Panic Attacks, Anxiety & Depression

A panic attack is an episode of sudden anxiety with an exaggerated bodily response to a threat or danger — whether it’s real or perceived. This sudden surge of intense fear or anxiety brings on specific physical and psychological symptoms such as heart palpitations, sweating, trembling or shaking, shortness of breath or feeling smothered, nausea or abdominal discomfort, choking sensation and even chest pain. These often reach peak intensity in just a few minutes. Serotonin, noradrenaline, and dopamine are chemicals that act as neurotransmitters or messengers in the brain. They send messages between different areas of the brain and are thought to influence mood and anxiety level. One theory of panic disorder is that symptoms are caused by an imbalance of one or more of these chemicals. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

If you are on anxiety or depression medication, always mention if you have added other nutrients to your daily plan. Meds for anxiety and depression can be great in the short term while you get to the root cause of what is causing you distress. There are some drawbacks to using them long term so do discuss that with your doctor, who can help you taper off gradually. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer will supplement what your body is already trying to make to restore balance in the brain. The combination can cause drowsiness so always test it out when you won’t be driving or wielding sharp objects.

Does It Help With Menopausal Joint Pain?

Many women find that after menopause they experience more joint pain. This can be due to changing levels of estrogen and progesterone. Low magnesium can also impact your pain perception as well as cause sleeping problems. Poor levels of this essential nutrient are very common during menopause due to stress and digestive weakness. Sleeping poorly is notorious during menopause and research has proved that sleep deprivation increases our sensitivity to pain. Magnesium is also needed to keep your muscles relaxed, so low levels can cause them to tense up and become tight and stiff, which can impact the muscles that control movement of the joints. In addition to helping calm the brain and supporting sleep, the magnesium and GABA in the cream also help muscles relax and thus, joints are less stiff and sore.

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Say goodbye to stress, sleeplessness, and overwhelm with Chaos Calmer! 

YES! I'm Ready to be in the ZONE!

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We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world – one menopausal woman at a time (along with her family & friends)! If you decide you don’t need Chaos Calmer as an ongoing solution for anxiety, sleeplessness, and overwhelm, we understand. Five days before we send your order (every 2 months), you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, or push out your next ship date and change your shipment frequency.

Rather have us adjust your subscription for you? Just reach out to us through our "Contact Us" page or reply to any email we send you.

No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.

Note: Every person's body is different and results for your body may vary from what the people above have experienced. It's also possible that Chaos Calmer my not work for you at all.