“I've had insomnia most of my adult life, but Chaos Calmer really works to help me relax and 'turn off' the day when I get into bed.”

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Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!

Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml

Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for everyone over the age of 1.

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You can't sleep - even with melatonin. 
You can't focus - even with coffee. 
How are you supposed to be productive at all?!

Anxious, tired woman

 Anxious, Overwhelmed, and You Can't FOCUS

Anxious, tired woman

We’ve got you covered, with the science of soothing.

Your brain waves have gone crazy, and your mind is going a million miles an hour, but when you try to do anything your brain can't focus or function... which leaves you feeling overwhelmed. You can end up feeling jittery and anxious, suffering from unpleasant side effects like heart palpitations, cold sweats, and an inability to think clearly.

You think to yourself, 'I know what I need... Just a good night's rest...'

Don't Even Get Us Started On SLEEP!

Woman unable to sleep

When you're short on Zzz's, you can go from sweet to sour, and no amount of caramel lattes can help...

What happens to the brain when we are short on sleep? Well, brain fog, memory issues, mood disruption, as well as elevated cortisol, and a greater likelihood to reach for sugary treats to stay energized.

At bedtime, we fall into a sea of pillows and blankets, sure that we will drift off and wake the next day feeling like a Goddess... Instead, you lie in bed tossing and turning for hours, and wake up feeling like the Crypt Keeper with a hangover.

The worst part? None of the solutions you're told to try actually help...

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Calm, zen woman

How Does Chaos Calmer Work?

Calm, zen woman

Tired of hearing things like, "Drink coffee! Take sleeping pills! Just workout..."?

Chaos Calmer contains three key ingredients: Magnesium, GABA, and L-Theanine.

Magnesium helps to relax muscles and produce more GABA in your brain. GABA calms your brain by blocking excitatory signals in your central nervous system (your brain and spinal cord).

GABA is thought to play a major role in controlling nerve responses associated with anxiety, stress, and fear. 

L-Theanine is an amino acid that has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. This allows you to slash your to-do list in half because your brain isn't scattering in 12 different directions!

Even more amazing is that you can use Chaos Calmer during the day for calm and focus as it decreases overwhelm and anxiety, and at night as it helps you relax, feel calm, and stops the brain spinning to help you sleep deeply. Double win!

Can't I Just Take a Pill? 

Supplements and medications

Horse size pills that get peed out. Antidepressants that come with 92,427,833 side effects.

Not exactly great solutions are they? Whilst some supplements and medications do offer some relief, the bottom line is that many of them don't target the brainwaves to improve brain function, AND they can come with horrible side effects.

The unique proprietary blend of Chaos Calmer, combined with its topical delivery system, makes it a fast, effective treatment for those feelings of anxiety and overwhelm. No taxing the liver. No peeing out $100 worth of supplements. Just a smooth slide into calm clarity that allows you to bring your A-game to everything from your to-do list to your snooze list!

Supplements and medications
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Chaos Calmer Is Made To Be Shared!

Mixed generation family having a picnic

Surrounded by stressed out sisters, cranky coworkers, and a sleepy sweetheart? Our cream can help!

When it comes to feeling 'tired-wired', you're not alone. Have you ever seen a three year old go from laughing to complete meltdown in .002 of a second? You're feeling the same way, you're just not allowed to have public meltdowns (well, technically, you are!), but you don't.

Chaos Calmer to the rescue! It is safe for anyone over the age of 1 - meaning you can use it when your hubby is stressed about work, your sister is stressed about her kids, and on your grandkids when they're having DEFCON 1 level freak outs.

Take the Chaos to Calm Challenge!

Chaos Calmer ACTUALLY targets the neurons in your brain to bring clarity and focus, all while reducing feelings of tension, allowing you to get to that deep breath out as you relax.

20 minutes to a calmer brain
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Say goodbye to stress, sleeplessness, and overwhelm with Chaos Calmer! 

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  • Eroseland
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Nice to have
    Nice to have around for days of stress.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great!
    I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
  • Peanut
    ✅ Verified Customer
    A great Creme
    This is a great creme it has help me get to sleep when I am restless . Only wish the bottle was bigger for the price.
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer!
    I've been using this product just before bedtime and have been sleeping better! My husband asked to use it as well and he felt a deeper sleep with fewer wake ups during the night. "We" highly recommend!
  • ElBoz
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Part of the arsenal
    After suffering insomnia and sleep issues for the last decade, I've tried everything. I'm on my 2nd bottle of CC and I do think it helps me sleep better. This is part of my bedtime ritual now. Melatonin and one pump of CC on the wrist about an hour before bed.
  • Gypsy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Best product ever, as are all their products
  • Lisa LL
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps with sleep
    I use Chaos Calmer to decrease anxiety and help me relax at bedtime 
  • vtl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Actually works
    I highly recommend Chaos Calmer. It helps with a relaxing, deep, natural sleep, but does not leave you groggy.
  • Shannon
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I use it every night
    I no longer need melatonin, sleepy time tea, or benadryl to settle down for the night. No more racing thoughts or jimmy-legs, just peaceful and cozy without feeling knocked out.
  • Robyn W
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It Does What it Says
    I carry it with me in my purse so if needed I can rub a bit on my belly or inner arms and feel much better right away. I am a nurse so it's busy and can get stressful. Helpful product and taking a few minutes to rub the cream in and take a few deep breaths is all it takes. It's effective and I'm pleased with the the results. The company also has other products I use and find effective in my post menopausal life.
  • Charlene E.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I love all their products!
    This a great product!  I tell anyone about Parlor Game’s superior products every chance I get!  I wish every gynecologist knew about and promoted them.  Try them. You will only be disappointed at not finding them sooner!  
  • Evangeline
    ✅ Verified Customer
    My thoughts
    I love this product. I have suffered from different chronic pain conditions for over four years. I have not slept well in years. This product gives me, most nights, seven hours of uninterrupted sleep. What a blessing. Thank God and thank you ladies.
  • KellBell
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Loving this!
    I love this so much ..I use it on the nights I don't use my V3...and it helps me sleep so much!!
  • KP
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Stocking stuffer
    This is a wonderful calmer for me. I like it so much that I got it for my kids (who are in their early 30's) to help them with anxiety. It's rough out there!
  • DKW
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming the internal chaos
    Chaos calmer is my go to when I'm looking for that peaceful dreamy sleep.
    Combined with SPC and V3...its nighty night...
    Gentle and effective. I love using this natural cream for rest and rejuvenation
  • Peggy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep help
    Really helps me to fall asleep at night.
  • Ann
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works
    Helps to calm me down and able to fall asleep.
  • Cynthia L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    A Life Saver!
    I have a supply of Chaos Calmer in my work bag, beside my bed, and in my travel gear. Nothing helps the jitters during a high-stress day like this does. Also helps to prepare for bed or to reapply if awakened during the night.
  • Bell J
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Product
    Love this product, i put a little on every night and i know it helps me fall asleep much faster than before. For me this product is perfect, thank-you
  • Meg
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better than a second (or third) glass of wine
    Yes, I'm one of those who, after having a long day, look forward to that cold Chard. However, honestly, this was not doing my health (or my weight) any favors. I like natural approaches and figured I'd give it a try. When I got home after changing into more comfy clothing, I rubbed Chaos Calmer onto my inner arms. I'd rub it until it was near dry, as if to erase the world, and then I'd pour my wine. I found myself in a nice, relaxed state, and that second glass wasn't calling my name. Sometimes I'd add another rub-a-dub at bedtime. Yeah, this is nice! I've started bringing it to the office and if I was getting in a 'certain' way, I would rub some in, take a few deep breaths, then get refocused.

    An unexpected outcome - I lost weight - 5 lbs. Was it because of less wine or that the stress of work and life did not have as much control? All I know is that I'm grateful!!! I'm making this a new daily ritual to health and wellness. I like the new calmer me!
  • Sue S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Seems to work well. Only thing I don't like is the price. Why does everything that can help us women always cost so much?
  • Charlotte S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better sleep
    I really like the chaos calmer cream because it helps me to relax and calm my mind for a better nights sleep. There’s no drowsiness in the morning either. It works well with the other products as too. I recommend it for travel too. One of the best things I’ve tried from the Silky Peach brand!
  • Happy At Last
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Stuff
    Helps me wind down, fall asleep faster and gives a nice sense of calm. So helpful!!
  • Jane p
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    I tried the chaos cream for the first time last night and it does work.
    I had a sense of peacefulness.
    I slept well too!  It made me relaxed enough to fall asleep . 
  • Beth R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Chaos calmer is a great product! I use it nightly to help me sleep. I gave some as gifts because I have gotten such great results. It is the first thing I grab before going to bed. 
  • Robin O
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Way to Help you Chill
    I've been using Chaos Calmer primarily at night to help me sleep, and it definitely helps to calm me / allow me to fall asleep a little more easily.

    I've also been starting to use it during the day if I'm feeling a bit stressed.

    Great product.
  • Fran T
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm the chaos
    this is now part of my evening routine to start to wind down for bed
  • Samantha O
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Get the Chaos out of Your Life
    I have been using Chaos Calmer for over a year. It’s amazing how quickly it helps calm my nerves and allows me to breathe. If I’m awake at night, it gently puts me back to sleep.
  • Susan P
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Should have used it sooner
    I try and use chaos calmer every morning, it really helps with my being able to be with my husband all day. We're both retired and spend way too much time together, he's in the early stages of alsheimers and we argue too often. Chaos cal.er helps me manage my feelings all day. Love it. ❤️
  • Marjorie C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    This is the best! It works quickly, and no tummy issues. I'm a fan for life
  • Janet W
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Eorks
    I use this at night, and I do seem to sleep better. I am not completely done with my first order, so I have not used it long. But I did order more. Hope you have good results if you try this.
  • Deb P
    ✅ Verified Customer
    So glad I tried
    I’ve used this 5 days in a row and have slept so well. Since menopause my sleep has been horrible,  Mind racing heart pounding waking up and not being able to get back to sleep.  Even my sleep number bed report shows I’ve been sleeping well❤️
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Wiw
    I've only used this for two days but already noticed a calming effect. I'm not a napper. I want to be, because I wake up early, like 4am early. I sometimes need a little siesta during the day so I'm not falling asleep at 7pm. If I use the Chaos Calmer mid morning, I get a nap, can carry on with my day and stay up later. I will use it again at bedtime and sleep all night. I recommend it for all you early to bed, early to risers.
  • CathyH
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Amazing Product
    Even though I just received the product yesterday and used it 2 times, I  feel that it has helped. I’ve been going through a very stressful time, with my husband being diagnosed with cancer, and am not handling it as well as I should. 
    I used the cream 2x yesterday and was able to sleep through the night. I’m hoping to find the same results as the days go by. I will know more in about a week, as I usually am only getting a good night’s sleep 2-3 nights a week. 
    I chose not to use it during the day today but knew it was available if I started feeling stressed. 
    So far, so good. Keeping my fingers crossed that this product is as good as the reviews I’ve read!!
  • Sharon M
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer helps me sleep
    I like how it helps me sleep. I use a little if I’m stressed or anxious. 
  • Kris G
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this
    Does what is says!!
  • Amber Ranney
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Awesome
    This stuff is great ,I have pretty bad anxiety and it really helps helps calm me so I can sleep toi
  • CBS123
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Nervous Nelly
    I love this stuff! I've been sending photos of the bottle to friends ever since I got my first bottle. I always tell them that it's been helpful for me when I'm feeling anxious and that I feel like these things work differently for different people but for me, it feels like a security blanket.
  • Tess B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    Have used now and then &i was honestly surprised by how well t works
  • Kara C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps
    Chaos Cakmer has helped me sleep.  It’s not fool proof but it definitely helps me sleep through the night most nights.  Very pleased!  Don’t expect it to work like prescription meds.  And give it time.  Having said that it worked right off the bat for me.  When it doesn’t work as well then I supplement meds.  But I’m using a fraction of the medication I use to use!  
  • Dany L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Love Love Love this product! I have recommended to several friends and my sister. I use it every night before bed to get me ready for sleep, it really works great. I have also used when I wake up in the middle of the night and it really helps me get back to sleep. I highly recommend you give this a try.
  • Pam Dehnke
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Soothing
    I went through a period of having itchy skin. It was extremely annoying. I used Chaos Calmer, and it significantly reduced my anxiety. 
  • Sheila C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    The completer
    I use at bedtime as the 3rd component (after Silky Peach and Vibrant 3rd) for a good night's sleep.
  • Polyp Cowgirl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm and Collected
    I was using a different cream (SM) at first and it helped but I wasn't completely satisfied. I somehow found Parlor Games and I have tried all of their creams and I love them. I have more energy and my sex life is comfortable again. Thank you ladies for having this available.
  • Happy At Last
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Stuff
    This has been a game changer for me! Helps me sleep and is calming without grogginess. Definitely recommend!
  • Leslye G
    ✅ Verified Customer
    sleep...beautiful sleep!
    ILarely, I've had trouble going back to sleep after getting up to wee or whatever else may have awaken me. Chaos calm helps me go back to sleep and stay asleep til alarm goes off. Yay! Thank you ladies. Love all of your products !
  • mom
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Not for me
    I used as directed and woke up next morning very dizzy. I used again second night and it happened again. May be a good product but to overpowering for me.
  • Mary M.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Progesterone helps my attitude!
    I’ve become more socially active, more outgoing since starting active 3rd cream. I use it 5 days and take the weekend off. 
  • Cynthia L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Fabulous
    I use this product before bed for greater relaxation after a busy day. It is amazing! I also carry it in my work bag and apply when stressed at work. Helps bring back the calm!! Would highly recommend this product. 
  • Vicki C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps at bedtime
    I like Chaos Calmer at bedtime. I use about half a pump since this product comes out in a large amount. 

Frequently Asked Questions

Can men use Chaos Calmer?

Yes, the ingredients in the cream can apply to anyone who is experiencing insomnia, anxiety, sleeplessness. There are no hormones in the cream and it is safe for men to use.

Can kids use Chaos Calmer?

Children over the age of 1 can use Chaos Calmer. The active ingredients in the cream are appropriate for children experiencing anxiety and overexcitability. A little known fact is that some food sensitivities or environmental contaminants can elevate levels of glutamate – one of the excitatory neurotransmitters. Elevated levels of glutamate can make it hard for a kiddo to sit down and pay attention. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

Does it contain hormones? Can I use it with Silky Peach?

Chaos Calmer contains no hormones. It contains magnesium (a mineral), l-theanine (an amino acid) and GABA (a neurotransmitter). This means it is safe for men and women of any age, and children over the age of 1. It also means you can use it with any of our other products that do contain hormones, such as ReBounce, Silky Peach, or Vibrant Third, as there will not be any hormonal interactions.

Can Chaos Calmer Help Me Sleep?

Difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep can be due to a range of things. When stress levels are high, or when the usual balance of hormones and neurotransmitters has been affected by changes in hormones at menopause, that imbalance between calming neurotransmitters and excitatory neurotransmitters can make it hard to get to sleep and stay asleep. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain and help the brain calm and settle to sleep.

Can Chaos Calmer Help With Stress?

Felt stress – whether it’s real (like a house fire) or imagined (like feeling overwhelmed) usually increases stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline. When these levels go up the body has a whole bunch of stress response actions that can then make stress feel worse. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance and counteract the impacts of the stress hormones. Deep belly breathing can often do the same thing. Applying the Chaos Calmer can help kick start the calming effect. Chaos Calmer isn’t a long term solution for stress, but it can help in the short term while you learn how to be less affected by events that make you feel stressed.

Does It Help With Panic Attacks, Anxiety & Depression

A panic attack is an episode of sudden anxiety with an exaggerated bodily response to a threat or danger — whether it’s real or perceived. This sudden surge of intense fear or anxiety brings on specific physical and psychological symptoms such as heart palpitations, sweating, trembling or shaking, shortness of breath or feeling smothered, nausea or abdominal discomfort, choking sensation and even chest pain. These often reach peak intensity in just a few minutes. Serotonin, noradrenaline, and dopamine are chemicals that act as neurotransmitters or messengers in the brain. They send messages between different areas of the brain and are thought to influence mood and anxiety level. One theory of panic disorder is that symptoms are caused by an imbalance of one or more of these chemicals. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

If you are on anxiety or depression medication, always mention if you have added other nutrients to your daily plan. Meds for anxiety and depression can be great in the short term while you get to the root cause of what is causing you distress. There are some drawbacks to using them long term so do discuss that with your doctor, who can help you taper off gradually. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer will supplement what your body is already trying to make to restore balance in the brain. The combination can cause drowsiness so always test it out when you won’t be driving or wielding sharp objects.

Does It Help With Menopausal Joint Pain?

Many women find that after menopause they experience more joint pain. This can be due to changing levels of estrogen and progesterone. Low magnesium can also impact your pain perception as well as cause sleeping problems. Poor levels of this essential nutrient are very common during menopause due to stress and digestive weakness. Sleeping poorly is notorious during menopause and research has proved that sleep deprivation increases our sensitivity to pain. Magnesium is also needed to keep your muscles relaxed, so low levels can cause them to tense up and become tight and stiff, which can impact the muscles that control movement of the joints. In addition to helping calm the brain and supporting sleep, the magnesium and GABA in the cream also help muscles relax and thus, joints are less stiff and sore.

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Say goodbye to stress, sleeplessness, and overwhelm with Chaos Calmer! 

Here's how our Easy-Breezy Subscription works:

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We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world – one menopausal woman at a time (along with her family & friends)! If you decide you don’t need Chaos Calmer as an ongoing solution for anxiety, sleeplessness, and overwhelm, we understand. Five days before we send your order (every 2 months), you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, or push out your next ship date and change your shipment frequency.

Rather have us adjust your subscription for you? Just reach out to us through our "Contact Us" page or reply to any email we send you.

No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.

Note: Every person's body is different and results for your body may vary from what the people above have experienced. It's also possible that Chaos Calmer my not work for you at all.