“I've had insomnia most of my adult life, but Chaos Calmer really works to help me relax and 'turn off' the day when I get into bed.”

Susan F. Happy Customer.

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(70 Reviews)

Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!

Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml

Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for anyone over the age of 1.

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  • gayel
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I depend on Chaos Calmer every single night!
    I have struggled with insomnia for years and have tried every single thing. This is wonderfully effective, convenient and cost effective and I love that I can depend on it every night when I apply one pump to the back of each hand. I can reapply in the middle of the night if the old brain starts buzzing too much. No side effects except restful and calm sleep. I researched the ingredients and they were exactly what I needed. (For me, GABA is key!)
  • Heather
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sweet reprieve
    My family loves Chaos Calmer. I use it to calm my nerves before presentations; my husband uses it to help him sleep; and my MIL (87) uses it to soothe her grief, she recently last her husband of 56 years. The CC helps lift her out of her grief and the anxiety she feels during the day and soothes her when she heads to bed at night. It has made such a difference for all of us. I highly recommend it!
  • Swrktp
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!!
    I love this and use it before I go to sleep or when I start to feel anxiety. Works every time.  
  • Stacie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Maybe it’s all in my mind, but it works!
    I first tried chaos calmer during a crazy time in my life. It helped me to calm down and get some sleep so I was better able to face the crazy. My husband suffers from brain spinning at night so I offered some to him… He was very skeptical, but tried it. Now he has his own bottle and uses it every night also.
  • Jumac
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming
    When I feel myself getting anxious I remember to using my calming lotion and it helps me relax.
  • DNess
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm in a bottle
    Really nice! Helps with sleep also.
  • Cynthia S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming my Chaos
    Chaos Calmer has done wonders for my sleep. I rub it on my lower arms every night before bed and sleep so much better. If I forget it, I notice the difference.
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this stuff!
    I use Chaos Calmer before I go to bed every night. In fact, if I can’t fall asleep, I then realize I forgot to put it on. If I am anxious now and then through out the week, I put some on and it helps❤️.
  • Jan
    ✅ Verified Customer
    3 products
    Found a new way to “remember” to use these and the regularity has made a difference in how I feel. I line them up on the counter and use one every morning and every night, rotating as I go. That way I don’t have to “remember” which I uses last 🤣
  • Liz
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this product
    This product works.  I use it every night to support relaxation.and sleep.  
  • Zory
    ✅ Verified Customer
    ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!
    My stress and anxiety have been very bad lately so  I finally decided to try this and it has helped me calm my nerves and relax. 
  • Jomamma
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calmed me
    I think Magnesium is a wonderful addition to anyone’s routine. This topical version helps calm and helps me get to sleep better. 
  • Stephanie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Can’t live without this miracle cream!
    I keep a bottle in my purse at all times and one next to my bed. Early onset menopause, thanks to breast cancer and chemotherapy was causing me to experience anxiety as well as racing thoughts when I was trying to sleep. I started using chaos calmer during the day occasionally when the anxiety started to creep in and it smooths out the edges enough to allow me to continue my day. Definitely helpful. My favorite use for chaos calmer however, is one pump on my inner wrists before I go to sleep. No longer do I wake up thinking of 1 million little things that bother me. I sleep through the night peacefully. This is truly a miracle cream and I can’t live without it.
  • Karla
    ✅ Verified Customer
    This is my sleep saver!
    I have my bottle of Chaos Calmer next to my bed. I use it right before bed and when I wake at 3am! It is a great way to relax and go to sleep, as well as go back to sleep! I use it every night!!!
  • Mary M.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I use this every night
    I’m not sure how well this works but it seems to relax me. 
  • Best stuff ever
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleeps like a baby
    I put a little on the back of my hand every night and I sleep like a baby. Im hooked
  • Mimi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Help for nighttime cortisol spikes
    This product has been super helpful for me as I work to heal my adrenals. When I feel a cortisol spike keeping me up at night, this has been super helpful for getting back to sleep.
  • RBP54
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Our Sleep Habits Are Being Transformed
    My husband and I have had an increasingly difficult time with sleep as we entered our 70’s.  Due to a number of factors, we were close to sleeping in separate bedrooms when we tried Chaos Calmer.  Now that our nighttime ritual includes its application, falling asleep is a pleasure instead of a struggle.  And we both awake refreshed and ready for the new day.
  • Mary T.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps calm my going to sleep mind.
    When I went to bed before using this amazing product, it would take 1 to 2 hours to finally get to sleep because my mind was rehashing the day's events. I just apply to my feet or ankle or behind my knee. It calms my mind and lets me relax quickly for a restful night's sleep. I am on a downhill slide to 80.
  • Suzi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    Very sad to say that this did nothing for me, and I used as directed.
  • Nana
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works for me
    I’m an 80 year old who still has hot flashes. Medical establishment says “deal with it “ but these gals are doing the research, making the products and spreading the word that we’re not broken because we’re women, we can do more than accept the status quo. Try their products, support them so my granddaughters, you, your daughters and granddaughters won’t have to “deal with it”.
  • Tabby
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Claiming
    I can't say enough about the chaos cream. Being postmenopausal this really helps me get to a place of comfort. It gives me a sense of peace love it. It works lady's. all the Products at porler games works.
  • Virginia
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calms like nothing else
    I got a unit of this, just to try it, and I recently ordered more so I won’t be without it. We all have trouble sleeping past a certain age, and this is very, very, very helpful.

    Personally, I’m also using, for the first time in my life, ADHD medicine and this product has been incredibly helpful with the additional sleep disturbance THAT caused. I use it before bed every night, and if I wake up in the middle of the night, I use some more. All I can say is, at this point, I wouldn’t be without it.
  • Ldeto
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    I use Chaos Calmer in between my Progesterone days when I'm having a hard time falling asleep. I apply it an hour before bed. It works great and I don't feel any effects the next morning. I find if I use it in the middle of the night, I have a hard time waking up the next day.
  • CJ
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer for sleep
    Getting good sleep has been elusive for the past 10 years. I bought Chaos Calmer without expecting much. Much to my surprise I am sleeping better and feel calmer. In fact, one time I used the Chaos Calmer too early in the evening and couldn’t figure out why I was falling asleep at 7:30. Give it a try 
  • Pamela F
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Really Works
    I have used the Chaos Calmer for over a year. It wasn’t until I ran out of it and had none to use that I realized it really works. Used right before sleep, it helps me sleep thru the night. I would definitely recommend this product. 
  • Pamela F
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Very helpful for sleep
    I did not realize how well Chaos worked for me until I ran out of it. It really does help me to fall asleep and stay asleep. Would definitely recommend it. 
  • Gracie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer says it all
    I recnetly made an order of one time purchase items in order to get procucts for my sister as well as myself. Originally, I purchased the Chaos Calmer for my daughter. I tried it several times and had to return to buy it for myself. My body needs this product probably at least 3x daily, but the cost tells me once daily.
  • lkw
    ✅ Verified Customer
    4 out of 5 agree!
    Just received my 3rd shipment of Chaos Calmer. What a great product! I have been able to get more sleep and even deeper sleep with Chaos Calmer. If I don't use it before bed, and wake up at 2 a.m., I'll put a half-pump of CC on the back of my hand and I'm able to get back to sleep within 20 minutes. I have shared it with five other people, and four of them had better and deeper sleep. My granddaughter had several surgeries before the age of three. Now five, she sometimes cries out and has very restless sleep. Just a VERY small drop on the back of her hand calms her enough to sleep through the night. The first time my husband used a full pump on his hands and wrists, he slept a full eight hours and was super energetic the next day (ok, he was kinda crazed, but whatever!) What I like the most is no brain fog the next day - unlike when using OTC or prescription sleep aids. If things get too chaotic during the day, a small drop on the back of my hand calms me so that I can finish my day without getting derailed. I will always have Chaos Calmer on my night stand and recommend it to those who have trouble falling or staying asleep.
  • Pat
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I think I’m addicted!
    Amazing calming, sleep inducing effect! I use a pump before bed & drop off almost immediately. I also use it for stress inducing situations when I need a calming aid. Love this stuff!
  • Jane
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps Me Get Back To Sleep
    I use this to get back to sleep after waking during the night. I put it on, go back to bed and fall right to sleep. It’s great!
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep help
    Chaos calmer helps me sleep . I'm not as restless and twitchy. Not sleeping is a family curse once peri menopause started and it continues even post menopause. Wish I'd had chaos calmer sooner.
  • Shelley
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Both my husband and I use this before bed. One pump on the top of the hands and then rub both tops of hands together and also spread to wrists. Looking for those close to the surface veins. You don't really notice any sudden affect, but gradually helps calm and relax you. My husband has never slept well, and we think this helps him calm his runaway brain, haha. We are out of it now, and looking for my next shipment that's due to arrive on the 11th... hope we last until then!😵😌
  • Bd
    ✅ Verified Customer
    High Anxiety Releif
    I put this on my legs before bed and besides the calming effect I get with my my busy mind. It really helps with my restless legs too. I'm so happy that I found something that works. Thank you
  • Ms. Toot
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Awesome GABA+
    I give this one 5 stars.
  • Kathy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    This Works for Me
    I have had a great deal of anxiety most of my life. I do not like taking anti anxiety medications because they make me sleepy. I decided to try this product because I saw success with Silky Peach. I use it before I go to sleep at night and I am able to get to sleep quickly. If I wake in the night and have trouble falling back asleep, I use it again and it helps me to fall back asleep. There are no side effects. I will continue to order and use this product.
  • Naomi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm in a sea of storms
    Parlor Games is the sort of company that I would have dreamed about recommending to clients when I worked as a clinical herbalist. Their thoughtfully designed formulas embody the best of modern scientific knowledge. For myself, I found Chaos Calmer to be just what I needed in a time when stress had everything off balance in my life. GABA and magnesium are a great combination and work quickly together to bring stress levels down. Keep this handy for when you are having trouble releasing the days worries. Try it for yourself and see!
  • Darlene S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Meh
    It didn't seem to do anything for me, but it seems to work for other people.
    My system is odd. Caffeine makes me sleepy, so I'm not surprised that something that is calming for other people, didn't work the same for me.
  • Abbey
    ✅ Verified Customer
    63 & figuring it out
    Chaos calmer is my go to. Whether I want to get a good night sleep, or if I’m a bit wound up and wish to be a bit more thoughtful in my responses to stressful situations. I feel more confident knowing I can rely on it.
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Repeat customer
    I love this product! It gently soothes my mind and before I know it, I am lulled to sleep. No grogginess in the morning.

    I just bought two bottles. One to keep, one to give to a friend. I am bragging about you Chaos Calmer!
  • Jamie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    This product works! I just recommended it to a friend, can’t wait to hear how much she loves it!
  • Mary T.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep relief
    My past bedtime ritual after my head hits the pillow, review the day's events in a long cycle. I had the tube of Chaos Calmer and used it a couple of times. It didn't work for me. Well, after reading comments on the Sexy Sassy Solutions posts on FaceBook, I decided to try it again. 15 minutes before climbing into bed, I apply one pump to my ankle/top of foot on alternating feet or the inside of my wrist. I fall asleep much faster and actually dream better and get a full night's sleep, except for pee breaks because I am an old bird. I am so glad I found Parlor Games and their products and blogs.
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!
    Chaos Calmer works like a charm. It really helps me get a sense of calm so that I get a good nights sleep. I highly recommend.
  • Julie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    When I have a troubled time falling asleep or wake up in middle of night and cannot get back to sleep, one pump and next thing I know - peaceful sleep!
  • Mayzie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Can't Be Without It
    I put this on the inside of my elbow and rub it in. Then I sit and let it sink in. I literally feel my body relax, slowly. At first I thought it was just in my head. But my sleep tracker shows better sleep and less moving around when I use it. It is a staple for me and I make sure to never run out. Thank goodness for the subscription!!
  • Dianah C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Game changer.
    Use this before bed. I don’t sleep well but this definitely helps. It’s a game changer and lets me get the rest I need. 
  • Stephanie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Instant calm
    Chaos calmer is like my secret weapon. A little dab on my wrists in the back of my hands when I feel that menopausal anxiety coming on calms me right down. I’m so grateful to have this product in my toolbox.
  • All Knotted Up
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Surprising and Wonderful
    I suffer from muscle knots that results mainly from too many hours in front of a computer. I have started taking magnesium supplements to help, but found limited improvement. I tried Chaos Calmer and have been truly amazed at the impact on the muscle. The overall soothing that comes with it is a great side benefit.
  • Deb
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Good Sleep Again
    I have been using Chaos Calmer for few months and it helps me sleep. I know because if I don’t use it, I sleep restlessly and realize I didn’t use it that night. I just apply it in the middle of the night, and read a bit until it kicks in❤️.
  • Debbie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm
    I use this every night. I rub on the tops of my hands and it helps me relax and fall asleep. 

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