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“I've had insomnia most of my adult life, but Chaos Calmer really works to help me relax and 'turn off' the day when I get into bed.”
Susan F. Happy Customer.
(70 Reviews)
Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!
Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml
Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream
When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for anyone over the age of 1.
PARABEN FREE ● CRUELTY FREE ● MADE IN THE US
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DWade✅ Verified CustomerLove it!!!Definitely helps me calm for sleep. I use it almost every night.
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Cali✅ Verified CustomerA True Blessing!I was so glad to find this cream! I often wake in the night and find that I can't get back to sleep. A dab of Chaos Calmer and I am back to sleep before I know it! I especially like that it isn't a drug, and that it doesn't leave me feeling hung over the next day.
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Dottie✅ Verified CustomerWorks for me! Calming, like that it's applied topicallySlows the merry-go-round playing in my brain to a calmer smoother pace.
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Kathy✅ Verified CustomerGreat productGreat product
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Trish✅ Verified CustomerCalms me down in the evening, my go to for relaxing.I am never without this product, it is also great when feeling overwhelmed or winding down in the afternoon or night time. My husband also uses it on sleepless nights.
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Visionary0110✅ Verified CustomerLove this at 2 or 3 am!Chaos Calmer is a game-changer for me! When I wake up in the middle of the night, I quickly apply a pump to the back of my hands and wrists, and within a few minutes, I fall back to sleep. I do notice that it doesn't work as well if I wait to apply it after trying to fall asleep for 15-20 minutes, as I'm already too frustrated and awake. Highly recommend!
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GG✅ Verified CustomerIt Works!I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for several years now and I’m very happy with the product. I’ve had quite a bit of stress the last few years. Mainly a second cancer diagnoses. Sleeping was a big issue. It’s been a great help. I use it nightly and find it helps me with the rest I need. Very calming.
Thank you for a great product.
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Kara✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerI love Chaos Calmer. When my brain won't shut off at night so I can rest, a pump of this does the trick.
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Dani✅ Verified CustomerAmen sleep!Chaos Calmer is such a huge blessing! I've been taking all kinds of different melatonin blends and since this amazing product has come into my life, I don't take anything else. I sleep fitfully and comfortably, waking refreshed. That in itself feels miraculous! It's absolutely worth trying. My husband uses it too.
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SLB✅ Verified CustomerSleepJust started using this for sleep. It helps calm me down and I get a great night's rest.
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Veronica T✅ Verified CustomerDefinitely WorksA little goes a long way! I was in a very toxic job and knee deep in menopause! This helps and I still use it! It helps simmer that anxiety and brain fog without making me zoned out!
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KK✅ Verified CustomerGreat sleep supportI use this product when I need support for sleep. It's easy to apply, a clean product, and I find it super helpful! This company has women in mind when it creates its products, plus has the education available to you to understand how things work. They are a great company for women looking for more support in a world that ignores our needs.
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Karen✅ Verified CustomerIt really helps!I always had trouble falling asleep, but not anymore because I’m using the Chaos Calmer cream. I highly recommend it!
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Jess✅ Verified Customerthis works!Finding the right nightly routine is hard enough with all the ups and downs of perimenopause. What works one night may not work the next, except for this stuff. Sometimes I use this before laying down, but sometimes I need this at 2am, it just depends. Regardless if when I use it, within 20 min the racing thoughts slow down, the anxiety decreases and my mind just let's things go. I keep a supply of this and use when needed. It stays next to my bed when the 3am voices start singing insomniac songs.
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gayel✅ Verified CustomerThis is a Must-HaveI depend on Chaos Calmer. For years, I have struggled with insomnia, and that crazy-busy mind at 3 a.m.
I use a small pump of Chaos Calmer every night before bed, on the back of each hand. Occasionally, I reapply in the middle of the night if I feel the brain kicking into high gear after a bathroom trip. The ingredients are perfect for my type of sleep struggle. I usually ask if someone's issues are caused by "pain or brain." When it's brain, this is my answer! -
Mom78✅ Verified Customerpeace at lastI've used this since it came out and I'm thrilled. Sleeping was a challenge for me, so having something so natural that allowed me to close my eyes and rest completely was a welcome relief. I've recommended this to my family and several friends, and they all had great results.
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lisa✅ Verified Customerchaos calmerThis is an amazing product. I can use it during the day if needed, but I use it at night to relax before I go to sleep. Works amazing!!!!!!!!!!
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LS✅ Verified CustomerRegular buyerChaos Calmer is awesome. I have tried sleep aids, melatonin & etc., but do not like the way they make me feel. Chaos Calmer feels gentle. Slip into a deep sleep with Chaos Calmer.
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Kathy✅ Verified CustomerWork stress buster, and good night sleep....I have rubbed this on the back of my hands when in a stressful meeting to calm my nerves...works like magic. I also rub on my feet before bed and when I do, I sleep solid all night. The magnesium in it does make you skin feel prickly, but it goes away pretty quick. Just rub it in really well.
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Abbey✅ Verified CustomerHelps me say No to chaos.Though it’s tempting to use this product everyday, because there is always chaos, I try and reserve this product for the times when I feel I’m loosing control of the way I respond to the chaos. This product has been super helpful for me.
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Mar B✅ Verified CustomerGreat sleep aidChaos Calmer definitely helps me stay asleep at night!
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Pat✅ Verified CustomerLost without it!My Chaos Calmer gets me through the day without the peaks & valleys. Like a security blanket.
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Sue✅ Verified CustomerHighly recommend!This lives up to it's name! It really helps with anxiety. Customer service is excellent with this company.
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Pamela F✅ Verified CustomerWorks GreatI really realized that Chaos Calmer was working for me when I would forget to use it and then couldn’t go to sleep. I really missed it when I ran out before a new bottle came. I would definitely recommend it.
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GG✅ Verified CustomerCalmingI use this every night about 30 minutes before I go to sleep. It helps me more than a pill.
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Kristine K✅ Verified CustomerWorks greatI put this on every night before bed and it helps me get to sleep. It’s not as good as taking melatonin, but if you're trying not to take anything like that, and I am, then it works great to help you sleep.
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Janie✅ Verified CustomerBetter SleepI use this nightly. Definitely does help me sleep better!
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Rose✅ Verified CustomerIt works!This helps me fall asleep right away! I love it!
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Trish✅ Verified CustomerCalms my eveningsFor some reason if I feel overwhelmed or anxious at night, I use a little bit of the Chaos Calmer, and in about 30 minutes, I'm feeling more relaxed and my anxiousness fades away. I also use it when I wake up in the middle of the night, sometimes two times. I will continue to use this from now on. I also add more magnesium by taking my magnesium pills every night.
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Dawn✅ Verified CustomerFor sleep!I originally purchased Chaos Calmer to soothe anxiety and bad moods. I do still use it occasionally for that, but I’ve found its best use is for sleep. I apply one pump on my forearm before bed, after brushing my teeth, and it seems to help me stay asleep through the night. If I miss a night, my sleep is more interrupted.
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Mimi✅ Verified CustomerGreat product!I highly recommend Chaos Calmer! I use it to help me fall asleep and stay asleep. I usually apply it at bed time but often times apply it only if I wake and can’t get back to sleep. I’m usually asleep within 30 minutes after application. It’s great as a natural alternative to healthy restful sleep.
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Susy-Q✅ Verified CustomerChaos SOUL Calmer!I just love this product - Chaos Calmer helps me when I feel anxious or unable to fall back asleep. I put it on and within about 15-30 minutes I feel more relaxed and calmer. I love it so much I travel with it and carry it on the plane in case I become nervous - it works great for that. I also have given it to my adult daughter to help her with falling sleep as she works late hours.
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Volgirl✅ Verified CustomerGreat for stress relief!I use one pump of this every night before bed. I feel like it calms me and helps me get a great night’s sleep. I don’t want to be without it!
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Liza✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerGreat product, helps with relaxation and sleep
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Chris✅ Verified Customergreat night time calmerGreat for the rare night when I have things on my mind and I need to be sure I sleep to wake up refreshed. Not much is needed. Just a little on the back of my hands.
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Laurie H✅ Verified CustomerMiracle creamThis cream has been a game changer for me. I use it nightly on my wrists and hands and I sleep like a baby. I highly recommend.
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Twila✅ Verified CustomerGreat productI started using Chaos Calmer in July of 2025. I had been using a CBD gummies for sleep and although it worked the leftover affects the following morning were not fun. I would wake up sluggish and slow to think and navigate daily activities. With CHAOS CALMER I sleep about 8 hours every night and not a leftover side affect. I wake up refreshed and ready to go about my day.
I am so pleased to have found something that works so well and is so easy to use with no lasting effects. -
Susana✅ Verified Customerlove It!Love this product! I use it every night 1/2 hour before bed and I noticed immediately that I was winding down and falling asleep faster, and sleeping longer thru the night! I have lived with insomnia for years and would routinely wake up at 3am every night. Not anymore! Chaos is my new best friend who I will never live without because it helps balance my hormones, which includes the other products that I use. Try it! You have nothing to lose, but gain sleep and feel balanced! I wake up more refreshed now.
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Weather Girl✅ Verified CustomerSkepticI struggle to rest at night. 5-6 hours is about all I can register on my Oura ring. I ordered Chaos on a whim and a thought that I am probably going to regret this waste but…. A few weeks later and I'm still not getting more than 5-6 hours on most nights BUT the sleep I am getting is registering on my Oura ring as more restful and productive. It feels that way as well. Dreams have returned, which also shows as my REM on my Oura as longer. It’s been very interesting with my Oura ring.
I also gave some to a friend who has now requested some as well. I changed my every two month subscription to once a month!
Thank you Parlor Games! -
Happy Hour✅ Verified CustomerThe best part of my dayThe best part of coming home from a long day and using my Chaos Calmer. It's my happy hour without the alcohol.
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Jan✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerI was skeptical that this would help me but it is amazing and I don’t want to be without it! I just ordered my second bottle. I use at bedtime and I sleep like a baby- better than I have in years! Thank you Parlor Games!
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gayel✅ Verified CustomerI depend on Chaos Calmer every single night!I have struggled with insomnia for years and have tried every single thing. This is wonderfully effective, convenient and cost effective and I love that I can depend on it every night when I apply one pump to the back of each hand. I can reapply in the middle of the night if the old brain starts buzzing too much. No side effects except restful and calm sleep. I researched the ingredients and they were exactly what I needed. (For me, GABA is key!)
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Heather✅ Verified CustomerSweet reprieveMy family loves Chaos Calmer. I use it to calm my nerves before presentations; my husband uses it to help him sleep; and my MIL (87) uses it to soothe her grief, she recently last her husband of 56 years. The CC helps lift her out of her grief and the anxiety she feels during the day and soothes her when she heads to bed at night. It has made such a difference for all of us. I highly recommend it!
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Swrktp✅ Verified CustomerLove it!!I love this and use it before I go to sleep or when I start to feel anxiety. Works every time.
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Stacie✅ Verified CustomerMaybe it’s all in my mind, but it works!I first tried chaos calmer during a crazy time in my life. It helped me to calm down and get some sleep so I was better able to face the crazy. My husband suffers from brain spinning at night so I offered some to him… He was very skeptical, but tried it. Now he has his own bottle and uses it every night also.
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Jumac✅ Verified CustomerCalmingWhen I feel myself getting anxious I remember to using my calming lotion and it helps me relax.
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DNess✅ Verified CustomerCalm in a bottleReally nice! Helps with sleep also.
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Cynthia S✅ Verified CustomerCalming my ChaosChaos Calmer has done wonders for my sleep. I rub it on my lower arms every night before bed and sleep so much better. If I forget it, I notice the difference.
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Deb✅ Verified CustomerLove this stuff!I use Chaos Calmer before I go to bed every night. In fact, if I can’t fall asleep, I then realize I forgot to put it on. If I am anxious now and then through out the week, I put some on and it helps❤️.
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Jan✅ Verified Customer3 productsFound a new way to “remember” to use these and the regularity has made a difference in how I feel. I line them up on the counter and use one every morning and every night, rotating as I go. That way I don’t have to “remember” which I uses last 🤣
Here's how our Easy-Breezy Subscription works:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world – one menopausal woman at a time (along with her family & friends)! If you decide you don’t need Chaos Calmer as an ongoing solution for anxiety, sleeplessness, and overwhelm, we understand. Five days before we send your order (every 2 months), you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, or push out your next ship date and change your shipment frequency.
Rather have us adjust your subscription for you? Just reach out to us through our "Contact Us" page or reply to any email we send you.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Silky Peach as an ongoing support for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Silky Peach as an ongoing support for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
RETURNS & REFUNDS
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
PRIVACY POLICY
Parlor Games' Commitment to Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy, we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available on our homepage.
The Information We Collect
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on any Parlor Games site (including but not limited to parlorgames.learnmore.io) and any Parlor Games Social Media pages. On some pages you may request additional information or place orders. The types of personal information collected at these pages are:
- Full Name
- Email address
- Phone number
- Zip code
- Credit card information
How We Use Information
We use the information you provide about yourself to process your orders and to contact you regarding your interest in Parlor Games’ products. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete an order.
We use return email addresses to answer the email and requests we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
As a Parlor Games user, you will register through our shopping cart to complete a business contact information form.
Finally, we never use or share any personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
Tracking Technology (“Cookies”)
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This website may contain links to Internet websites (“third-party websites”) that are not maintained by the Company. These links are provided solely for your convenience. The Company makes no warranties or representations about the content of any products or services offered by, or the intellectual property compliance of, such third-party websites. The Company recommends you take the time to read the privacy policies and user agreements of any third-party website.
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Our Commitment to Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Miscellaneous
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In accessing portions of the Company shopping cart requiring a User ID and Password, you agree that: the Company is entitled to act on instructions received under your User ID and Password, and the Company is not liable for any unauthorized access to your personal information that is not the direct result of gross negligence or intentional misconduct on the part of the Company.
You must keep your Password confidential and you must notify the Company immediately if you believe anyone else has obtained your Password or if any unauthorized access to the restricted portions of the Company website has occurred or may occur. The Company may block access to the restricted portions of its website without prior notice if we believe your Password is being used by someone other than you or if any unauthorized access to your personal information has occurred or may occur.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The content and materials on any of our pages are provided “as is” and without representations or warranties of any kind, either express or implied. The Company expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, with respect to these pages including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. The Company does not warrant or represent that the functions or operation of these pages will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this website, its servers, or any e-mail sent from the Company are free of viruses or other harmful components. Because some states do not allow a disclaimer of warranties, the foregoing disclaimer may not apply to you.
Limitation of Liability
The Company shall not be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or damage, nor any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any kind, whether based in contract, tort, strict liability or otherwise, which arises out of the use of, or inability to use, this page or the content found on this page, or, unless resulting from the gross negligence or intentional actions of the Company, the unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data, even if the Company has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Because some states do not allow a limitation of liability for certain damages, the foregoing limitations may not apply to you.
Jurisdiction / Enforceability
Use of this website is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws. Any dispute concerning this website is subject to the venue of a court of competent jurisdiction in Deschutes County, Oregon.
Should any provision of these Terms and Conditions of Use be held invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable, then the invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will be severed from the remaining provisions, and such invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.
How to Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please send us an email at:
kate@parlor-games.com
Note: Personal information consists of anything that would be used to uniquely identify, contact or locate a single person.
updated 5-25-21
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
Parlor Games' Commitment to Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy, we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available on our homepage.
The Information We Collect
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on any Parlor Games site (parlor-games.com and/or my.parlor-games.com) and any Parlor Games Social Media pages. If you place an order, you will need to provide full shipping/billing information along with a phone number. The types of personal information that may be collected at these pages are:
- Full Name
- Email address
- Phone number
- Street Address
- City, State and Zip code
- Credit card information
How We Use Information
We use the information you provide about yourself to process your orders and to contact you regarding your interest in Parlor Games’ products. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete an order.
We use return email addresses to answer the email and requests we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
As a Parlor Games shopper, you will register through our shopping cart in order to provide complete shipping and billing information.
Finally, we never use or share any personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
No mobile information will be shared with third parties/affiliates for marketing/promotional purposes.
Tracking Technology (“Cookies”)
Cookies are small text files placed on your hard drive when you visit a website, in order to track use of the site. Some websites use cookies to collect data regarding the functionality of the site or to help analyze browsing patterns and use of the site. The Company does use tracking technology (“cookies”) on this site to improve your user experience.
Links to Other Sites
The Company’s site may provide links to sites not covered by these Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. The Company is not responsible for how such third parties collect, use or disclose your personal information, so you should check their privacy policies before providing them with such information.
This website may contain links to Internet websites (“third-party websites”) that are not maintained by the Company. These links are provided solely for your convenience. The Company makes no warranties or representations about the content of any products or services offered by, or the intellectual property compliance of, such third-party websites. The Company recommends you take the time to read the privacy policies and user agreements of any third-party website.
Choice
If you do not wish to receive information about our services or products, you may opt-out by sending an email to kate@parlor-games.com and let us know.
Our Commitment to Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Miscellaneous
The Company may, in its sole discretion, revise its Internet policy at any time. Any failure or delay by Company in enforcing any provision of its Internet policy will not be considered a waiver of such provision and will not prevent Company from enforcing the provision at a later date.
In accessing portions of the Company shopping cart requiring a User ID and Password, you agree that: the Company is entitled to act on instructions received under your User ID and Password, and the Company is not liable for any unauthorized access to your personal information that is not the direct result of gross negligence or intentional misconduct on the part of the Company.
You must keep your Password confidential and you must notify the Company immediately if you believe anyone else has obtained your Password or if any unauthorized access to the restricted portions of the Company website has occurred or may occur. The Company may block access to the restricted portions of its website without prior notice if we believe your Password is being used by someone other than you or if any unauthorized access to your personal information has occurred or may occur.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The content and materials on any of our pages are provided “as is” and without representations or warranties of any kind, either express or implied. The Company expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, with respect to these pages including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. The Company does not warrant or represent that the functions or operation of these pages will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this website, its servers, or any e-mail sent from the Company are free of viruses or other harmful components. Because some states do not allow a disclaimer of warranties, the foregoing disclaimer may not apply to you.
Limitation of Liability
The Company shall not be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or damage, nor any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any kind, whether based in contract, tort, strict liability or otherwise, which arises out of the use of, or inability to use, this page or the content found on this page, or, unless resulting from the gross negligence or intentional actions of the Company, the unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data, even if the Company has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Because some states do not allow a limitation of liability for certain damages, the foregoing limitations may not apply to you.
Jurisdiction / Enforceability
Use of this website is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws. Any dispute concerning this website is subject to the venue of a court of competent jurisdiction in Deschutes County, Oregon.
Should any provision of these Terms and Conditions of Use be held invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable, then the invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will be severed from the remaining provisions, and such invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.
How to Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please send us an email at:
kate@parlor-games.com
Note: Personal information consists of anything that would be used to uniquely identify, contact or locate a single person.
Parlor Games LLC
1226 NW Rockwood Ln
Bend OR 97703
updated 8/12/2025
TERMS & CONDITIONS
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Damaged Products
If your bottle was damaged during delivery, you must IMMEDIATELY document the damage by taking a photo of the shipping bag and the bottle. Then, contact customer service to send us the photos of the damage and we will send out a replacement. Bottles damaged during shipping must be reported within two (2) days of delivery.
Shipping Timelines
We do our best to get your order out to you within 1-3 business days, however, for products which are not immediately available in Parlor Games inventory, orders may take longer to ship to you. If your order cannot ship out within 3 days, we will email you to let you know
Incorrect Shipments
If we have shipped you the incorrect product, that’s our bad. We will re-ship the correct product provided you have not broken the seal on the incorrectly shipped product(s). Take a picture of the incorrect shipment and contact us immediately. We'll ship out the proper product and send you a return shipping label so you can return the incorrect product to us. Unfortunately, once you have broken the seal on the product, it's yours to keep, and to replace the product will require you to place a new order.
Missing Shipments
If the tracking number shows your order delivered to your shipping address but the package has disappeared, Parlor Games is not responsible for that loss. If you have any concerns that a package may be stolen before you have the time to get it, please provide a shipping address you are confident will be safe and secure.
International Shipments
International shipments do not qualify for any refunds or returns. All international sales are final.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and decide not to use the product, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. To initiate a return, please contact us to receive an RMA number. Returns without an RMA number will not be eligible for a refund. Return shipping fees are the responsibility of the customer unless we have determined that the return is due to our error. Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the original payment method. Please note that original shipping fees are non-refundable
Damaged Products
If your bottle was damaged during delivery, you must IMMEDIATELY document the damage by taking a photo of the shipping bag and the bottle. Then, contact customer service to send us the photos of the damage and we will send out a replacement. Bottles damaged during shipping must be reported within two (2) days of delivery.
Shipping Timelines
We do our best to get your order out to you within 1-3 business days, however, for products which are not immediately available in Parlor Games inventory, orders may take longer to ship to you. If your order cannot ship out within 3 days, we will email you to let you know
Incorrect Shipments
If we have shipped you the incorrect product, that’s our bad. We will re-ship the correct product provided you have not broken the seal on the incorrectly shipped product(s). Take a picture of the incorrect shipment and contact us immediately. We'll ship out the proper product and send you a return shipping label so you can return the incorrect product to us. Unfortunately, once you have broken the seal on the product, it's yours to keep, and to replace the product will require you to place a new order.
Missing Shipments
If the tracking number shows your order delivered to your shipping address but the package has disappeared, Parlor Games is not responsible for that loss. If you have any concerns that a package may be stolen before you have the time to get it, please provide a shipping address you are confident will be safe and secure.
International Shipments
International shipments do not qualify for any refunds or returns. All international sales are final.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
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OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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