“I've had insomnia most of my adult life, but Chaos Calmer really works to help me relax and 'turn off' the day when I get into bed.”

Susan F. Happy Customer.

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(70 Reviews)

Chaos Calmer
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!

Chaos Calmer Cream - 60-70 pumps - 50ml

Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, calm, cool and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss. Great for anyone over the age of 1.

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(106)
  • Charlotte S.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better sleep
    I really like the chaos calmer cream because it helps me to relax and calm my mind for a better nights sleep. There’s no drowsiness in the morning either. It works well with the other products as too. I recommend it for travel too. One of the best things I’ve tried from the Silky Peach brand!
  • Happy At Last
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Stuff
    Helps me wind down, fall asleep faster and gives a nice sense of calm. So helpful!!
  • Jane p
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    I tried the chaos cream for the first time last night and it does work.
    I had a sense of peacefulness.
    I slept well too!  It made me relaxed enough to fall asleep . 
  • Beth R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Chaos calmer is a great product! I use it nightly to help me sleep. I gave some as gifts because I have gotten such great results. It is the first thing I grab before going to bed. 
  • Robin O
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Way to Help you Chill
    I've been using Chaos Calmer primarily at night to help me sleep, and it definitely helps to calm me / allow me to fall asleep a little more easily.

    I've also been starting to use it during the day if I'm feeling a bit stressed.

    Great product.
  • Fran T
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm the chaos
    this is now part of my evening routine to start to wind down for bed
  • Samantha O
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Get the Chaos out of Your Life
    I have been using Chaos Calmer for over a year. It’s amazing how quickly it helps calm my nerves and allows me to breathe. If I’m awake at night, it gently puts me back to sleep.
  • Susan P
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Should have used it sooner
    I try and use chaos calmer every morning, it really helps with my being able to be with my husband all day. We're both retired and spend way too much time together, he's in the early stages of alsheimers and we argue too often. Chaos cal.er helps me manage my feelings all day. Love it. ❤️
  • Marjorie C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    This is the best! It works quickly, and no tummy issues. I'm a fan for life
  • Janet W
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Eorks
    I use this at night, and I do seem to sleep better. I am not completely done with my first order, so I have not used it long. But I did order more. Hope you have good results if you try this.
  • Deb P
    ✅ Verified Customer
    So glad I tried
    I’ve used this 5 days in a row and have slept so well. Since menopause my sleep has been horrible,  Mind racing heart pounding waking up and not being able to get back to sleep.  Even my sleep number bed report shows I’ve been sleeping well❤️
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Wiw
    I've only used this for two days but already noticed a calming effect. I'm not a napper. I want to be, because I wake up early, like 4am early. I sometimes need a little siesta during the day so I'm not falling asleep at 7pm. If I use the Chaos Calmer mid morning, I get a nap, can carry on with my day and stay up later. I will use it again at bedtime and sleep all night. I recommend it for all you early to bed, early to risers.
  • CathyH
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Amazing Product
    Even though I just received the product yesterday and used it 2 times, I  feel that it has helped. I’ve been going through a very stressful time, with my husband being diagnosed with cancer, and am not handling it as well as I should. 
    I used the cream 2x yesterday and was able to sleep through the night. I’m hoping to find the same results as the days go by. I will know more in about a week, as I usually am only getting a good night’s sleep 2-3 nights a week. 
    I chose not to use it during the day today but knew it was available if I started feeling stressed. 
    So far, so good. Keeping my fingers crossed that this product is as good as the reviews I’ve read!!
  • Sharon M
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer helps me sleep
    I like how it helps me sleep. I use a little if I’m stressed or anxious. 
  • Kris G
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this
    Does what is says!!
  • Amber Ranney
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Awesome
    This stuff is great ,I have pretty bad anxiety and it really helps helps calm me so I can sleep toi
  • CBS123
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Nervous Nelly
    I love this stuff! I've been sending photos of the bottle to friends ever since I got my first bottle. I always tell them that it's been helpful for me when I'm feeling anxious and that I feel like these things work differently for different people but for me, it feels like a security blanket.
  • Tess B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    Have used now and then &i was honestly surprised by how well t works
  • Kara C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps
    Chaos Cakmer has helped me sleep.  It’s not fool proof but it definitely helps me sleep through the night most nights.  Very pleased!  Don’t expect it to work like prescription meds.  And give it time.  Having said that it worked right off the bat for me.  When it doesn’t work as well then I supplement meds.  But I’m using a fraction of the medication I use to use!  
  • Dany L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Love Love Love this product! I have recommended to several friends and my sister. I use it every night before bed to get me ready for sleep, it really works great. I have also used when I wake up in the middle of the night and it really helps me get back to sleep. I highly recommend you give this a try.
  • Pam Dehnke
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Soothing
    I went through a period of having itchy skin. It was extremely annoying. I used Chaos Calmer, and it significantly reduced my anxiety. 
  • Sheila C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    The completer
    I use at bedtime as the 3rd component (after Silky Peach and Vibrant 3rd) for a good night's sleep.
  • Polyp Cowgirl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm and Collected
    I was using a different cream (SM) at first and it helped but I wasn't completely satisfied. I somehow found Parlor Games and I have tried all of their creams and I love them. I have more energy and my sex life is comfortable again. Thank you ladies for having this available.
  • Happy At Last
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great Stuff
    This has been a game changer for me! Helps me sleep and is calming without grogginess. Definitely recommend!
  • Leslye G
    ✅ Verified Customer
    sleep...beautiful sleep!
    ILarely, I've had trouble going back to sleep after getting up to wee or whatever else may have awaken me. Chaos calm helps me go back to sleep and stay asleep til alarm goes off. Yay! Thank you ladies. Love all of your products !
  • mom
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Not for me
    I used as directed and woke up next morning very dizzy. I used again second night and it happened again. May be a good product but to overpowering for me.
  • Mary M.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Progesterone helps my attitude!
    I’ve become more socially active, more outgoing since starting active 3rd cream. I use it 5 days and take the weekend off. 
  • Cynthia L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Fabulous
    I use this product before bed for greater relaxation after a busy day. It is amazing! I also carry it in my work bag and apply when stressed at work. Helps bring back the calm!! Would highly recommend this product. 
  • Vicki C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps at bedtime
    I like Chaos Calmer at bedtime. I use about half a pump since this product comes out in a large amount. 
  • Laura o
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love all the products
    Helps me feel much calmer and helps me get some sleep I can use during the night if I wake up and it does not leave you feeling drugged in the morning 
  • Eva T
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this stuff
    I use chaos calmer every night at bedtime. It helps stop the spinning thoughts so I can relax for sleep
  • LaDawnS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great!
    Got this for my mom who has had a rough time getting to sleep for years. She used it and the first night she said, "I don't know how it worked, but it did!" She fell asleep right away! She is using it every night now with great results!
  • DG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Wow
    I love calm when you have trouble falling a sleep this is the product to use. It will help you fall a sleep in abiut 20 minutes. Sometimes my mind wont shut down and calm is amazing
  • Jules
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great!
    Love it!
  • Eileen H.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Won't be Without It!
    I just ordered my third bottle of Chaos Calmer because I want to be sure I have one one hand. This is a mainstay on my nightstand; ever since I started using it I sleep through the night much better! I've also used it at work when I know it will be a stressful day. It's worked wonders for me, grateful to have found it!
  • Lori L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer

    I use this all the time at night when I can't get back to sleep. I also rub it on my legs when they are really restless , it helps so much
  • Jilly S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Added to my Nightime Routine
    I love Chaos Calmer. I keep it on my night stand and use 1 pump at night. I sleep like a baby. If for some reason I forget and wake up during the night I just use 1 pump and I'm off to dreamland!
  • Jane R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Too eqrly to tell
    I have used Chaos Calmer for less than a week so it’s really too early to comment on its efficacy. Will return in a month. 
  • Gail W.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this stuff!
    I have been using the Chaos Calmer for quite a while now. It works for me 99% of the time. It turns off all the things running around in my head, keeping me awake. I have recommended to a friend at work. She loves it...let her grown son "borrow" it and he loves it. She had to order another one. Also recommended to my sister. She used the full dose once and it stung so she didn't try it again. ( she is sensitive to a lot of things). When I visited, I borrowed a squirt of hers. She tried just a little bit this time and loved it...it helped her relax and sleep.
  • Lisa J
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Thanks for the calm!
    I'm very much enjoying this product. I use it at bedtime, and it seems to calm my thoughts and help me sleep better.
  • Kellie K
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Dot hesitate! Must have!!
    It does what it's described to do. I ran out and anxiously awaiting my order.
  • Sophia M
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this
    I am a new user of Parlor Games products; this line was the first I chose to try after extensive research and failed medical appointments and treatments for anxiety and vaginal atrophy symptoms. I am approximately 20-25 years post-menopause. Finally, women's health is getting the attention it deserves. This product is great and so easy to use. It works quickly too. Highly recommend for those anxious moments during the day, in the evening and at bedtime for improved sleep quality, and during the night wake ups or insomnia. Insomnia has plagued me for decades, and this product works better than my experience with any other attempts to get enough rest or feel focused during the day; I discern no side effects. I wish the packaging was more substainable, but understand that it protects and dispenses the product accurately. I have just ordered my second set of Parlor Games products. Also to note, combined with the Vibrant Third product, the two have made a huge change for me, and I am grateful for relief.
  • Sharon B.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Need it
    Calmed me down, love it
  • Lynda G.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Best purchase
    Clams me when stressed.
  • Teresa R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm and Better Sleep
    I have a difficult time calming my system to sleep. Chaos Calmer seems to make it easier to fall asleep. I can also use it during stress events to calm down. Great product!
  • Susan F
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Really Works for Me!
    I've had insomnia most of my adult life and I don't usually get much out of topicals, but this lotion really works to help me relax and "turn off" the day when I get into bed.
  • Tara A
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chill Out, Man
    The husband has taken over my Chaos Calmer and I am now almost out and have to buy another! 😂
    The magnesium in this product works nicely. 
  • Marsha S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    I’ve only used this product a couple of times so far but it’s great!!  Helped me get back to sleep after waking up during the middle of the night & my mind wouldn’t shut off.  I used this & went right back to sleep!  
  • Angie M
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Peace finally
    I started using this two months ago to hopefully get better sleep. WOW it worked! Not sure how it does it but the calm it produces makes for a nice night sleeping.
  • Dianne B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    WOW!

    Chaos Calmer goes above and beyond what I expected.  I already use a prescription sleep aid, but for years would wake up during the night, and in the mornings around 4:00AM, so I was averaging 4-5 hours of sleep.  I needed real, restorative sleep.  When I started using Chaos Calmer, I began to sleep restfully thru the night, sometimes waking up in the exact same position as when I went to sleep, at 6:30 or 7:00 AM.  I feel relaxed and rested, when before I woke up agitated and restless.  I Love This Stuff!!!  Thank you!

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