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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Ahhhhh. Helps me reground myself in the thick of a hectic day and get some focus on what's really important." - Carolyn K.

You've got the CHAOS - We've got the CALM!

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Our proprietary blend can take you from bonkers to bliss by calming your brainwaves!

{disclaimer: services to remove annoying husbands/kids/coworkers not included!}

Save 15% off your first bottle of Chaos Calmer today!

NO ANIMAL TESTING ● AMINO ACIDS ● NEUROTRANSMITTERS ● PARABEN FREE

Soothe Your Body & Your Brain!

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Ready to be in the zone?

You can't sleep - even with melatonin. 
You can't focus - even with coffee. 
How are you supposed to be productive at all?!

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 Anxious, Overwhelmed, and You Can't FOCUS

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We’ve got you covered, with the science of soothing.

Your brain waves have gone crazy, and your mind is going a million miles an hour, but when you try to do anything your brain can't focus or function... which leaves you feeling overwhelmed. You can end up feeling jittery and anxious, suffering from unpleasant side effects like heart palpitations, cold sweats, and an inability to think clearly.

You think to yourself, 'I know what I need... Just a good night's rest...'

Don't Even Get Us Started On SLEEP!

Woman unable to sleep

When you're short on Zzz's, you can go from sweet to sour, and no amount of caramel lattes can help...

What happens to the brain when we are short on sleep? Well, brain fog, memory issues, mood disruption, as well as elevated cortisol, and a greater likelihood to reach for sugary treats to stay energized.

At bedtime, we fall into a sea of pillows and blankets, sure that we will drift off and wake the next day feeling like a Goddess... Instead, you lie in bed tossing and turning for hours, and wake up feeling like the Crypt Keeper with a hangover.

The worst part? None of the solutions you're told to try actually help...

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How Does Chaos Calmer Work?

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Tired of hearing things like, "Drink coffee! Take sleeping pills! Just workout..."?

Chaos Calmer contains three key ingredients: Magnesium, GABA, and L-Theanine.

Magnesium helps to relax muscles and produce more GABA in your brain. GABA calms your brain by blocking excitatory signals in your central nervous system (your brain and spinal cord).

GABA is thought to play a major role in controlling nerve responses associated with anxiety, stress, and fear. 

L-Theanine is an amino acid that has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. This allows you to slash your to-do list in half because your brain isn't scattering in 12 different directions!

Even more amazing is that you can use Chaos Calmer during the day for calm and focus as it decreases overwhelm and anxiety, and at night as it helps you relax, feel calm, and stops the brain spinning to help you sleep deeply. Double win!

Can't I Just Take a Pill? 

Supplements and medications

Horse size pills that get peed out. Antidepressants that come with 92,427,833 side effects.

Not exactly great solutions are they? Whilst some supplements and medications do offer some relief, the bottom line is that many of them don't target the brainwaves to improve brain function, AND they can come with horrible side effects.

The unique proprietary blend of Chaos Calmer, combined with its topical delivery system, makes it a fast, effective treatment for those feelings of anxiety and overwhelm. No taxing the liver. No peeing out $100 worth of supplements. Just a smooth slide into calm clarity that allows you to bring your A-game to everything from your to-do list to your snooze list!

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Chaos Calmer Is Made To Be Shared!

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Surrounded by stressed out sisters, cranky coworkers, and a sleepy sweetheart? Our cream can help!

When it comes to feeling 'tired-wired', you're not alone. Have you ever seen a three year old go from laughing to complete meltdown in .002 of a second? You're feeling the same way, you're just not allowed to have public meltdowns (well, technically, you are!), but you don't.

Chaos Calmer to the rescue! It is safe for anyone over the age of 1 - meaning you can use it when your hubby is stressed about work, your sister is stressed about her kids, and on your grandkids when they're having DEFCON 1 level freak outs.

Take the Chaos to Calm Challenge!

Chaos Calmer ACTUALLY targets the neurons in your brain to bring clarity and focus, all while reducing feelings of tension, allowing you to get to that deep breath out as you relax.

20 minutes to a calmer brain
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Say goodbye to stress, sleeplessness, and overwhelm with Chaos Calmer! 

Note: Every person's body is different and results for your body may vary from what the people above have experienced. It's also possible that Chaos Calmer my not work for you at all.

Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

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