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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Ahhhhh. Helps me reground myself in the thick of a hectic day and get some focus on what's really important." - Carolyn. K

You've got the CHAOS - We've got the CALM!

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Our proprietary blend can take you from bonkers to bliss by tackling the root of the issue

{disclaimer: services to remove annoying husbands/kids/coworkers not included!}

Get YOUR Chaos Calmer for $29.99 NOW

NO ANIMAL TESTING ● AMINO ACIDS ● NEUROTRANSMITTERS ● PARABEN FREE

Soothe Your Body & Your Brain!

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Ready to be in the zone?

You can't sleep - even with melatonin,
You can't focus - even with coffee,
How are you supposed to get back to being YOU?

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 Anxious, Jittery, Tired & you can't seem to FOCUS

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We’ve got you covered, with the science of soothing

Your brain waves have gone crazy, and the cycle is vicious; you can't sleep, and when you try your mind is going a million miles an hour, but when you try to do anything, your exhausted brain can't focus or function... because you're so tired... so you try to get some sleep... {rinse, repeat}

The worst part? None of the solutions actually help...

Drink Coffee! Take Sleeping Pills! Do Yoga! Eat Sugar! 

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None of these work (well, the yoga might help a little), but these are the options you keep being given.

No one seems to listen, and you're left feeling on edge, wondering how you can feel so jittery and exhausted at the same time. This is where Chaos Calmer comes into play. Magnesium helps to relax muscles and produce more GABA in your brain. GABA calms your brain by blocking what are call excitatory signals in your central nervous system (your brain and spinal cord). GABA is thought to play a major role in controlling nerve responses associated with anxiety, stress and fear. L-Theanine is an amino acid that has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. This allows you to slash your to-do list in half because your brain isn't scattering in 12 different directions!

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But what about other supplements?

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Take a magnesium cream that makes your skin itch. Swallow a horse sized pill that gets peed out...

Not exactly great solutions are they? The unique proprietary blend of Chaos Calmer, combined with the topical delivery system, makes it a fast, effective treatment for your fried brain. No taxing the liver. No peeing out $100 worth of supplements. No itching. Just a smooth slide into calm clarity that allows you bring your A-game to everything from your to-do list to your snooze list!

You're not the only one feeling this way

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(Your hubby, sister, and grandkids seem to be suffering)

When it comes to feeling 'tired-wired', you're not alone. Have you ever seen a three year old go from laughing to having a meltdown in .002 of a second? You're feeling the same way, you're just not allowed to have public meltdowns (well, technically, you are!), but you don't. Chaos Calmer to the rescue! It is safe for anyone over the age of 1 - meaning you can use it when your hubby is stressed about work, your sister is stressed about her kids, and on your grandkids when they're having DEFCON 1 level freak outs.

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We could list ALL the benefits in this headline

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Or we could just tell you that you can feel good again.

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, cool, calm and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss.

Take the Chaos to Calm Challenge!

Chaos Calmer ACTUALLY targets the neurons in your brain to bring clarity and focus all while reducing feelings of tension, allowing you to get to that deep breath out as you relax.

Day 1 to day 28
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Say goodbye to stress, sleeplessness and jitters with Chaos Calmer! 

Note: Every woman's body is different and results for your body may take more or less time than the women above have experienced. It's also possible that Chaos Calmer my not work for you at all.

Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

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