How long do drinks stay hot? As long as Aphrodite takes to wash her hair.
How long do drinks stay cold? As long as it takes Disney to develop Frozen 3.
How much liquid does it hold? As much as Wonder Woman needs (12 fl. oz.).
Why is it so awesome? It makes you smile, it keeps you hydrated, it banishes bad days.
But, can I put it in the dishwasher? No, no you cannot.
● Fill with liquid of choice (some recommendations are Peach Tea, Peach Bellini, or Matcha Peach Latte)
● Put Lid On.
● Sip as you stare down anything that dares to get in your way.
● Wash with soap and water.
● Refill/Repeat
{Remove lid to throw contents over those who question your Goddess-like status}
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.