Your Third Act Deserves Its Own Ritual
Your period packed its bags. Fine. That doesn't mean the party's over — it means the guest list just got more interesting.
Here's the short version: we make a seriously clean, seriously lovely bioidentical progesterone cream — and we hand you a ritual worth keeping.
The Parlor Games difference:
While Silky Peach Cream is busy looking after things down south, Vibrant Third is the rest of your routine — a half-pump rubbed into your wrists at night, a small ritual that's entirely yours.
Find your balance. Feel like yourself. Welcome to your Vibrant Third.
INGREDIENTS:
Deionized Water, Sunflower Seed Oil*, Shea Butter*, Progesterone, Mango Butter*, Stearic Acid, Glycerin, Carnauba Wax*, Lactobacillus/Acerola Cherry Ferment, Leuconostoc/Radish Root Ferment Filtrate, Lactobacillus, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Phenoxyethanol, Xanthan Gum, Bacopa Monnieri Extract*, Rhodiola Rosea Root Extract*, Marula Seed Oil*, Coconut Fruit Extract, Moringa Pterygosperma Seed Extract, Coenzyme Q10, Potassium Sorbate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Roman Chamomile Flower Oil, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Sodium Hydroxide, Cucumber Peel Extract, Gluconolactone, Sodium Benzoate(*Organic).
Paraben Free
SUGGESTED USE:
Apply 1/2 pump of cream daily for starters. Gradually increase to 1 pump daily. Rub cream into thin areas of the body e.g. inner wrists or behind the knees. Rotate between these areas routinely. Avoid fatty areas such as belly, inner thighs, and hips. Best applied at night as part of your wind-down routine.
What exactly is Vibrant Third?
It's our bioidentical progesterone cream — a clean, organic topical you fold into your daily routine. “Bioidentical” means the progesterone is made to match the exact chemical structure your body already recognizes (as opposed to synthetic progestins, which are a different animal entirely). We blend it with skin-loving botanicals and antioxidants and keep the whole formula as organic as we can.
How much should I use, and where?
Start with half a pump a day and work up to a full pump — no need to rush it. Rub it into thin-skinned spots: inner wrists, behind the knees, around the ankles all work well. Rotate between them so you're not always hitting the same place. Skip the fatty areas — belly, inner thighs, hips. Some women go daily, others every other day. Your body, your call.
When should I apply the cream?
Whenever you'll actually remember — that's the honest answer. Lots of women fold it into an evening wind-down and say it's become a little ritual they look forward to. Mornings work too. The best time is the time that sticks.
I'm already using Silky Peach. Do I need this too?
They're a classic duo. Silky Peach looks after things down south; Vibrant Third is the rest of your routine. A lot of women like using both as part of one daily ritual — two creams, one happy you. Whether you add it is entirely up to you.
Is the progesterone bioidentical?
Yes. Bioidentical means it's made to have the exact same chemical structure as the progesterone your body produces — not a synthetic stand-in. That's the only kind we use.
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that's not us. If you decide you don't need Vibrant Third as an ongoing part of your balance-and-feel-like-yourself routine, we understand. Five days before we send your order every 2 months, you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, push out your next ship date, or change your frequency. Rather have us adjust it for you? Just reach out through our “Contact Us” page or reply to any email we send. No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise a 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Finding your balance takes time — so please give it a full 28 days. If after 28 days you're unhappy, or it just wasn't the right fit, simply contact us and we'll process a full refund of your purchase price upon receipt. Shipping fees are not refundable.