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"Ahhhhh. Helps me reground myself in the thick of a hectic day and get some focus on what's really important."
Carolyn K.
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!
Chaos Calmer
Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream
60-70 pumps - 50ml

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, cool, calm and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss.

● PARABEN FREE ●
$39.95
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  • "I'm not counting sheep, I'm fighting sheep."

    "Stress and Anxiety are my new roommates."

    "Relaxation? What's that?"

    "Between brain fog and scatter brain, a lobotomy might be my best option!"

    Sound familiar? You don't need to cut out coffee, run 10 miles, or take up 2-hour yoga classes (though, good on you if you do!), you need Chaos Calmer Cream. This lotion is liquid Zen that can calm the mind, calm the body, and focus the brain.

    Chaos Calmer Cream by Parlor Games is a unique combination of Magnesium, GABA and L-Theanine. With fast absorbency and silky smooth texture, Chaos Calmer Creams' proprietary blend will leave you feeling focused, relaxed, and in control.

    GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, sedative effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy.

    The cream delivery system allows fast action; there is no wasted junk or hard to swallow pills, just good vibes when you need them (ASAP!).

  • How to use
    Chaos Calmer 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. One pump can be used if you are starting to feel stressed and anxious. Apply to the backs of your hands and inner wrists. One pump of Chaos Calmer can be used at bedtime and to return easily to sleep after night time waking. Do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours. The cream may cause drowsiness for some people, be cautious driving or operating machinery if Chaos Calmer causes drowsiness for you.

    How do I know it’s working?
    As the cream absorbs into the body, most people start to feel a sense of relaxation and begin to breathe deeper. Breathing deeply sends a message to your brain that “all is good, nothing to worry about here” - that’s why Yoga is so focused on breathe work. Applying the cream and sending messages of self love and appreciation combine to center your mind, help clear the mists of chaos in the brain, and let you focus on your priority list with a clearer mind.

    Ingredients:
    Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free
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  • Bonnie B.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Ladies... as most of us love the peachy cream... and benefits to the Vibrant Third....I just tried their new CHAOS CALMER....and Oh My Gawd... it is another home run for Parlor Games! Hard to explain the state of mind this put me in... AMAZING

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