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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Really Works! My irritability and brain fog were gone, hot flashes - gone! I started sleeping much better as well... and no side effects!" - Gaylynn G.

Hotflashes? Crazy Moods? Brain Fog? Sleeplessness?

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Rebalance your body and get rid of Menopausal Misery

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BIOIDENTICAL PROGESTERONE ● CLINICAL STRENGTH ● DOCTOR APPROVED ● PARABEN FREE

Reclaim Your Life!

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Ready To Get Your Life Back?

Crazy menopause symptoms driving you nuts?

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Ice packs, caffeine, and Melatonin aren't going to bring you back to life

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We’ve got you covered, from the sex to the science.

During menopause, our hormones drop dramatically. We tend to think only of the Estrogen - which definitely triggers a gnarly assortment of painful issues.

Far less attention is given to Progesterone, which drops way before menopause. And it's the gap between Progesterone and Estrogen levels  - this imbalance - that causes a lot of trouble.

Low Progesterone can trigger a wide range of symptoms like brain fog, sleeplessness, moodiness, headaches, weight gain, fatigue, aching joints... oh yeah, and like 47 other unusual symptoms as well.

The solution is NOT Progestin from Big Pharma

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Cuz that crap can give you breast cancer and heart disease.

Unfortunately, your well-meaning doc is often peddling Progestin, which is a synthetic hormone created from pregnant horse urine... which is kinda like human progesterone... but different enough to cause some nasty side-effects.

So how to get all the bennies without the bad stuff? By using bioidentical Progesterone. Progesterone is derived from wild yams and altered to exactly match the Progesterone your body makes naturally.

So if it's so great, why aren't the pharmaceutical companies using it? Because they can't patent what occurs naturally in your body.

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Vibrant Third gives you what your body craves

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Progesterone has over 400 uses in the body so it's a real SUPERSTAR

Vibrant Third - containing 25mg of bioidentical Progesterone - can give you back your body, build up your bones, protect your boobs, and help your brain (bye bye brain fog), not to mention kick mood swings to the curb.

But that's not all! The heart and cardiovascular system use progesterone to help keep the muscle and blood vessels smooth. Insulin needs progesterone to function. Progesterone promotes a good night's sleep and helps you feel calm and relaxed

And there's more it helps: thyroid function, memory maintenance, fat burning, hair loss... We simply don't have space for the 400+ uses!

I don't NEED Progesterone (or, that's what my doc said)

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Sadly, your doc may be relying on outdated studies and have little menopause training

When it comes to progesterone, we ALL need it! Even men can benefit, but that's a story for another day. The reality is, studies from 20 years ago are still being used to justify not giving women the progesterone their bodies need, even though more up-to-date clinical studies show how effective and beneficial it can be!

The bottom line is that our bodies utilize progesterone in multiple ways, and many many women (regardless of uterus status!) can benefit from it.

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End your suffering. Try Vibrant Third today

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With our 100% Happiness Guarantee and 25% off, what do you have to lose?

Adding Vibrant Third Progesterone Cream into your health regimen can balance and replenish your progesterone receptors, to promote amazing overall wellness and vitality.

Don't you deserve to feel your best through this third chapter of life?

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With just 2 pumps a day, applied directly to your tender bits, Parlor Games Vibrant Third takes those dry, fragile, stinging cells and plumps them up like they were in your younger years, making them soft, pliable, and moist again.

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NOTE: Every woman's body is different and results for your body may take more or less time than the women above have experienced. It's also possible that Silky Peach Cream may not work for you at all. We always recommend that women with a history or genetic risk of breast cancer talk to their doctors about the use of hormones and other medications in their healthcare regime.

Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.

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