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"Ahhhhh. Helps me reground myself in the thick of a hectic day and get some focus on what's really important."
Carolyn K.
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!
Chaos Calmer
Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream
60-70 pumps - 50ml

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, cool, calm and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss.

● PARABEN FREE ●
$39.95
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  • "I'm not counting sheep, I'm fighting sheep."

    "Stress and Anxiety are my new roommates."

    "Relaxation? What's that?"

    "Between brain fog and scatter brain, a lobotomy might be my best option!"

    Sound familiar? You don't need to cut out coffee, run 10 miles, or take up 2-hour yoga classes (though, good on you if you do!), you need Chaos Calmer Cream. This lotion is liquid Zen that can calm the mind, calm the body, and focus the brain.

    Chaos Calmer Cream by Parlor Games is a unique combination of Magnesium, GABA and L-Theanine. With fast absorbency and silky smooth texture, Chaos Calmer Creams' proprietary blend will leave you feeling focused, relaxed, and in control.

    GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, sedative effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy.

    The cream delivery system allows fast action; there is no wasted junk or hard to swallow pills, just good vibes when you need them (ASAP!).

  • How to use
    Chaos Calmer 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. One pump can be used if you are starting to feel stressed and anxious. Apply to the backs of your hands and inner wrists. One pump of Chaos Calmer can be used at bedtime and to return easily to sleep after night time waking. Do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours. The cream may cause drowsiness for some people, be cautious driving or operating machinery if Chaos Calmer causes drowsiness for you.

    How do I know it’s working?
    As the cream absorbs into the body, most people start to feel a sense of relaxation and begin to breathe deeper. Breathing deeply sends a message to your brain that “all is good, nothing to worry about here” - that’s why Yoga is so focused on breathe work. Applying the cream and sending messages of self love and appreciation combine to center your mind, help clear the mists of chaos in the brain, and let you focus on your priority list with a clearer mind.

    Ingredients:
    Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free
Overall Review Score
(16)
  • Janet S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming
    I used a small dose of Xanax for 20 years only at night to help me get restful sleep. Life is better after divorce and moving past trauma. Walked away from Xanax and now use Chaos Calmer. 
  • Debbie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sweet dreams
    Have been using this for a week, I apply every night at bedtime and it really seems to be helping me get to sleep and stay asleep. Thanks 
  • Ginny D
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    It really works. Just a small amount on the back of your hands...calming, relaxing. Good stuff.
  • Cali Girl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I’m sleeping like a baby
    Since I started using Chaos Calmer 3 nights ago I’ve been sleeping through the night. Before I used to go to bed and stayed awake for 3 hrs tossing and turning. I apply a pump to the back of my hand around 9pm and by 10pm I’m all relaxed and ready to close my eyes, I love it!!! 
    I wake up rested and full of energy.
  • Deborah S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm down
    When I get anxious my body feels like it is jumping all over in the inside. Rubbed some on my arms and it calmed down. That was my first chance to use it.
  • V. Johnson
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Relaxed and Chill!!!
    Takes the stress level way way down. Better than some alternatives! Calm in a lotion is wonderful!
  • Sheila B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love Chaos Calmer

    Love this product! Anytime I get uptight or anxious I use this. It starts working immediately and gives me a sense of calm. It works great for barking, whining dogs and deleting spam calls!! 
    Give it a try. I also used Peachy Cream and Vibrant 3. Both are great products.
  • Pamela L
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Another game changer!
    Chaos Calmer is another Parlor Games product that I use every night at bedtime. I have a very difficult time falling asleep and staying asleep. Chaos Calmer helps me to unwind and relax. I am able to fall asleep faster and it does help me to stay asleep. I will not be without Chaos Calmer ever!
  • Dal c
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    Sleep better for sure, try it! 
  • Irene g
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It is the best purchase ever
    I’m 75 and dealing with all that goes with it. I’m using all 3 products and it has changed my life. I use chaos calmer at bed time and fall asleep without any problem. Thank you ladies you really care
  • Karen W
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Use Every Night
    The last thing I do before bed is use my Chaos Calmer. I sleep so much better.  In fact, I love it so much I just bought some for my sister that is struggling with insomnia.  
  • Carol
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    The chaos calmer is amazing and almost eliminates my feels of stress and anxiety!!!! I would highly recommend it!
  • Michele S
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer

    This stuff works!!! Both myself and my husband use it along with our son. I work at a Hospital and our son is an EMT so stress levels are constantly high at work. Do not wait to try this!!!
  • Eileen P
    ✅ Verified Customer
    This stuff is amazing and so good for your health!
  • Lisa
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I have used this every day while I am working when I start feeling stressed and anxious and it is really helping me. I highly recommend that you get on the notification list so you can get it for yourself when it comes back in stock!
  • Bonnie B.
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Ladies... as most of us love the peachy cream... and benefits to the Vibrant Third....I just tried their new CHAOS CALMER....and Oh My Gawd... it is another home run for Parlor Games! Hard to explain the state of mind this put me in... AMAZING
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