When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, cool, calm and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss.

"I'm not counting sheep, I'm fighting sheep."

"Stress and Anxiety are my new roommates."

"Relaxation? What's that?"

"Between brain fog and scatter brain, a lobotomy might be my best option!"

Sound familiar? You don't need to cut out coffee, run 10 miles, or take up 2-hour yoga classes (though, good on you if you do!), you need Chaos Calmer Cream. This lotion is liquid Zen that can calm the mind, calm the body, and focus the brain.

Chaos Calmer Cream by Parlor Games is a unique combination of Magnesium, GABA and L-Theanine. With fast absorbency and silky smooth texture, Chaos Calmer Creams' proprietary blend will leave you feeling focused, relaxed, and in control.

GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, sedative effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy.

The cream delivery system allows fast action; there is no wasted junk or hard to swallow pills, just good vibes when you need them (ASAP!).
How to use
Chaos Calmer 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. One pump can be used if you are starting to feel stressed and anxious. Apply to the backs of your hands and inner wrists. One pump of Chaos Calmer can be used at bedtime and to return easily to sleep after night time waking. Do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours. The cream may cause drowsiness for some people, be cautious driving or operating machinery if Chaos Calmer causes drowsiness for you.

How do I know it’s working?
As the cream absorbs into the body, most people start to feel a sense of relaxation and begin to breathe deeper. Breathing deeply sends a message to your brain that “all is good, nothing to worry about here” - that’s why Yoga is so focused on breathe work. Applying the cream and sending messages of self love and appreciation combine to center your mind, help clear the mists of chaos in the brain, and let you focus on your priority list with a clearer mind.

Ingredients:
Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free

PMS

✅ Verified Customer

07/23/2024

Better Sleep

I rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night.

I rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night. I’m assuming it’s the magnesium.

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Tammy

✅ Verified Customer

07/23/2024

Brain soothing and calmness promoting!

Results are undeniable! I use it before bed to quiet the sometimes racing thoughts from the day. If I have anxiety or angst during the day, I also use it with pretty quick results of calm. Thanks!
Eroseland

✅ Verified Customer

07/13/2024

Nice to have

Nice to have around for days of stress.
GG

✅ Verified Customer

07/05/2024

Works Great!

I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
Peanut

✅ Verified Customer

07/02/2024

A great Creme

This is a great creme it has help me get to sleep when I am restless . Only wish the bottle was bigger for the price.
Laurie H

✅ Verified Customer

06/30/2024

Game changer!

I've been using this product just before bedtime and have been sleeping better! My husband asked to use it as well and he felt a deeper sleep with fewer wake ups during the night. "We" highly recommend!
Lisa LL

✅ Verified Customer

06/28/2024

Helps with sleep

I use Chaos Calmer to decrease anxiety and help me relax at bedtime
vtl

✅ Verified Customer

06/23/2024

Actually works

I highly recommend Chaos Calmer. It helps with a relaxing, deep, natural sleep, but does not leave you groggy.
Shannon

✅ Verified Customer

06/19/2024

I use it every night

I no longer need melatonin, sleepy time tea, or benadryl to settle down for the night. No more racing thoughts or jimmy-legs, just peaceful and cozy without feeling knocked out.
Robyn W

✅ Verified Customer

06/19/2024

It Does What it Says

I carry it with me in my purse so if needed I can rub a bit on my belly or inner arms and feel much better right away. I am a nurse so it's busy and can get stressful. Helpful product and taking a few minutes to rub the cream in and take a few deep breaths is all it takes.

I carry it with me in my purse so if needed I can rub a bit on my belly or inner arms and feel much better right away. I am a nurse so it's busy and can get stressful. Helpful product and taking a few minutes to rub the cream in and take a few deep breaths is all it takes. It's effective and I'm pleased with the the results. The company also has other products I use and find effective in my post menopausal life.

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Charlene E.

✅ Verified Customer

06/18/2024

I love all their products!

This a great product! I tell anyone about Parlor Game’s superior products every chance I get! I wish every gynecologist knew about and promoted them. Try them. You will only be disappointed at not finding them sooner!
KellBell

✅ Verified Customer

06/13/2024

Loving this!

I love this so much ..I use it on the nights I don't use my V3...and it helps me sleep so much!!
DKW

✅ Verified Customer

06/11/2024

Calming the internal chaos

Chaos calmer is my go to when I'm looking for that peaceful dreamy sleep.
Combined with SPC and V3...its nighty night...
Gentle and effective. I love using this natural cream for rest and rejuvenation
Peggy

✅ Verified Customer

06/10/2024

Sleep help

Really helps me to fall asleep at night.
Ann

✅ Verified Customer

06/01/2024

Works

Helps to calm me down and able to fall asleep.
Cynthia L

✅ Verified Customer

05/31/2024

A Life Saver!

I have a supply of Chaos Calmer in my work bag, beside my bed, and in my travel gear. Nothing helps the jitters during a high-stress day like this does. Also helps to prepare for bed or to reapply if awakened during the night.
Bell J

✅ Verified Customer

05/26/2024

Great Product

Love this product, i put a little on every night and i know it helps me fall asleep much faster than before. For me this product is perfect, thank-you
Sue S.

✅ Verified Customer

05/07/2024

Chaos Calmer

Seems to work well. Only thing I don't like is the price. Why does everything that can help us women always cost so much?
Charlotte S.

✅ Verified Customer

04/28/2024

Better sleep

I really like the chaos calmer cream because it helps me to relax and calm my mind for a better nights sleep. There’s no drowsiness in the morning either. It works well with the other products as too. I recommend it for travel too. One of the best things I’ve tried from the Silky Peach brand!
Happy At Last

✅ Verified Customer

04/27/2024

Great Stuff

Helps me wind down, fall asleep faster and gives a nice sense of calm. So helpful!!
Jane p

✅ Verified Customer

04/19/2024

It works

I tried the chaos cream for the first time last night and it does work.
I had a sense of peacefulness.
I slept well too! It made me relaxed enough to fall asleep .
Robin O

✅ Verified Customer

03/30/2024

Great Way to Help you Chill

I've been using Chaos Calmer primarily at night to help me sleep, and it definitely helps to calm me / allow me to fall asleep a little more easily.

I've also been starting to use it during the day if I'm feeling a bit stressed.

Great product.
Fran T

✅ Verified Customer

03/30/2024

Calm the chaos

this is now part of my evening routine to start to wind down for bed
Samantha O

✅ Verified Customer

03/30/2024

Get the Chaos out of Your Life

I have been using Chaos Calmer for over a year. It’s amazing how quickly it helps calm my nerves and allows me to breathe. If I’m awake at night, it gently puts me back to sleep.
Susan P

✅ Verified Customer

03/28/2024

Should have used it sooner

I try and use chaos calmer every morning, it really helps with my being able to be with my husband all day. We're both retired and spend way too much time together, he's in the early stages of alsheimers and we argue too often. Chaos cal.er helps me manage my feelings all day.

I try and use chaos calmer every morning, it really helps with my being able to be with my husband all day. We're both retired and spend way too much time together, he's in the early stages of alsheimers and we argue too often. Chaos cal.er helps me manage my feelings all day. Love it. ❤️

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Janet W

✅ Verified Customer

03/10/2024

Eorks

I use this at night, and I do seem to sleep better. I am not completely done with my first order, so I have not used it long. But I did order more. Hope you have good results if you try this.
Amber Ranney

✅ Verified Customer

02/23/2024

Awesome

This stuff is great ,I have pretty bad anxiety and it really helps helps calm me so I can sleep toi
Tess B

✅ Verified Customer

02/22/2024

It works

Have used now and then &i was honestly surprised by how well t works
Kara C

✅ Verified Customer

02/15/2024

Helps

Chaos Cakmer has helped me sleep. It’s not fool proof but it definitely helps me sleep through the night most nights. Very pleased! Don’t expect it to work like prescription meds. And give it time. Having said that it worked right off the bat for me.

Chaos Cakmer has helped me sleep. It’s not fool proof but it definitely helps me sleep through the night most nights. Very pleased! Don’t expect it to work like prescription meds. And give it time. Having said that it worked right off the bat for me. When it doesn’t work as well then I supplement meds. But I’m using a fraction of the medication I use to use!

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Polyp Cowgirl

✅ Verified Customer

01/02/2024

Calm and Collected

I was using a different cream (SM) at first and it helped but I wasn't completely satisfied. I somehow found Parlor Games and I have tried all of their creams and I love them. I have more energy and my sex life is comfortable again. Thank you ladies for having this available.

I was using a different cream (SM) at first and it helped but I wasn't completely satisfied. I somehow found Parlor Games and I have tried all of their creams and I love them. I have more energy and my sex life is comfortable again. Thank you ladies for having this available.

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mom

✅ Verified Customer

12/09/2023

Not for me

I used as directed and woke up next morning very dizzy. I used again second night and it happened again. May be a good product but to overpowering for me.
Mary M.

✅ Verified Customer

11/16/2023

Progesterone helps my attitude!

I’ve become more socially active, more outgoing since starting active 3rd cream. I use it 5 days and take the weekend off.
Cynthia L

✅ Verified Customer

11/04/2023

Fabulous

I use this product before bed for greater relaxation after a busy day. It is amazing! I also carry it in my work bag and apply when stressed at work. Helps bring back the calm!! Would highly recommend this product.
Vicki C

✅ Verified Customer

10/18/2023

Helps at bedtime

I like Chaos Calmer at bedtime. I use about half a pump since this product comes out in a large amount.
LaDawnS

✅ Verified Customer

09/20/2023

Works Great!

Got this for my mom who has had a rough time getting to sleep for years. She used it and the first night she said, "I don't know how it worked, but it did!" She fell asleep right away! She is using it every night now with great results!
DG

✅ Verified Customer

09/17/2023

Wow

I love calm when you have trouble falling a sleep this is the product to use. It will help you fall a sleep in abiut 20 minutes. Sometimes my mind wont shut down and calm is amazing
Jules

✅ Verified Customer

09/14/2023

Great!

Love it!
Eileen H.

✅ Verified Customer

09/13/2023

Won't be Without It!

I just ordered my third bottle of Chaos Calmer because I want to be sure I have one one hand. This is a mainstay on my nightstand; ever since I started using it I sleep through the night much better! I've also used it at work when I know it will be a stressful day.

I just ordered my third bottle of Chaos Calmer because I want to be sure I have one one hand. This is a mainstay on my nightstand; ever since I started using it I sleep through the night much better! I've also used it at work when I know it will be a stressful day. It's worked wonders for me, grateful to have found it!

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Lori L

✅ Verified Customer

08/02/2023

Chaos calmer

I use this all the time at night when I can't get back to sleep. I also rub it on my legs when they are really restless , it helps so much
Jilly S

✅ Verified Customer

07/19/2023

Added to my Nightime Routine

I love Chaos Calmer. I keep it on my night stand and use 1 pump at night. I sleep like a baby. If for some reason I forget and wake up during the night I just use 1 pump and I'm off to dreamland!
Jane R

✅ Verified Customer

07/10/2023

Too eqrly to tell

I have used Chaos Calmer for less than a week so it’s really too early to comment on its efficacy. Will return in a month.
Gail W.

✅ Verified Customer

06/29/2023

Love this stuff!

I have been using the Chaos Calmer for quite a while now. It works for me 99% of the time. It turns off all the things running around in my head, keeping me awake. I have recommended to a friend at work. She loves it...let her grown son "borrow" it and he loves it.

I have been using the Chaos Calmer for quite a while now. It works for me 99% of the time. It turns off all the things running around in my head, keeping me awake. I have recommended to a friend at work. She loves it...let her grown son "borrow" it and he loves it. She had to order another one. Also recommended to my sister. She used the full dose once and it stung so she didn't try it again. ( she is sensitive to a lot of things). When I visited, I borrowed a squirt of hers. She tried just a little bit this time and loved it...it helped her relax and sleep.

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Lisa J

✅ Verified Customer

06/11/2023

Thanks for the calm!

I'm very much enjoying this product. I use it at bedtime, and it seems to calm my thoughts and help me sleep better.
Kellie K

✅ Verified Customer

06/05/2023

Dot hesitate! Must have!!

It does what it's described to do. I ran out and anxiously awaiting my order.
Sophia M

✅ Verified Customer

04/20/2023

Love this

I am a new user of Parlor Games products; this line was the first I chose to try after extensive research and failed medical appointments and treatments for anxiety and vaginal atrophy symptoms. I am approximately 20-25 years post-menopause. Finally, women's health is getting the attention it deserves.

I am a new user of Parlor Games products; this line was the first I chose to try after extensive research and failed medical appointments and treatments for anxiety and vaginal atrophy symptoms. I am approximately 20-25 years post-menopause. Finally, women's health is getting the attention it deserves. This product is great and so easy to use. It works quickly too. Highly recommend for those anxious moments during the day, in the evening and at bedtime for improved sleep quality, and during the night wake ups or insomnia. Insomnia has plagued me for decades, and this product works better than my experience with any other attempts to get enough rest or feel focused during the day; I discern no side effects. I wish the packaging was more substainable, but understand that it protects and dispenses the product accurately. I have just ordered my second set of Parlor Games products. Also to note, combined with the Vibrant Third product, the two have made a huge change for me, and I am grateful for relief.

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Sharon B.

✅ Verified Customer

04/10/2023

Need it

Calmed me down, love it
Lynda G.

✅ Verified Customer

04/08/2023

Best purchase

Clams me when stressed.
Teresa R

✅ Verified Customer

04/08/2023

Calm and Better Sleep

I have a difficult time calming my system to sleep. Chaos Calmer seems to make it easier to fall asleep. I can also use it during stress events to calm down. Great product!
Susan F

✅ Verified Customer

03/28/2023

Really Works for Me!

I've had insomnia most of my adult life and I don't usually get much out of topicals, but this lotion really works to help me relax and "turn off" the day when I get into bed.
Tara A

✅ Verified Customer

03/12/2023

Chill Out, Man

The husband has taken over my Chaos Calmer and I am now almost out and have to buy another! 😂
The magnesium in this product works nicely.

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