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"I'm not counting sheep, I'm fighting sheep."
"Stress and Anxiety are my new roommates."
"Relaxation? What's that?"
"Between brain fog and scatter brain, a lobotomy might be my best option!"
Sound familiar? You don't need to cut out coffee, run 10 miles, or take up 2-hour yoga classes (though, good on you if you do!), you need Chaos Calmer Cream. This lotion is liquid Zen that can calm the mind, calm the body, and focus the brain.
Chaos Calmer Cream by Parlor Games is a unique combination of Magnesium, GABA and L-Theanine. With fast absorbency and silky smooth texture, Chaos Calmer Creams' proprietary blend will leave you feeling focused, relaxed, and in control.
GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, sedative effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy.
The cream delivery system allows fast action; there is no wasted junk or hard to swallow pills, just good vibes when you need them (ASAP!).
- How to use
Chaos Calmer 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. One pump can be used if you are starting to feel stressed and anxious. Apply to the backs of your hands and inner wrists. One pump of Chaos Calmer can be used at bedtime and to return easily to sleep after night time waking. Do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours. The cream may cause drowsiness for some people, be cautious driving or operating machinery if Chaos Calmer causes drowsiness for you.
How do I know it’s working?
As the cream absorbs into the body, most people start to feel a sense of relaxation and begin to breathe deeper. Breathing deeply sends a message to your brain that “all is good, nothing to worry about here” - that’s why Yoga is so focused on breathe work. Applying the cream and sending messages of self love and appreciation combine to center your mind, help clear the mists of chaos in the brain, and let you focus on your priority list with a clearer mind.
Ingredients:
Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free -
Overall Review Score
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- CJ✅ Verified CustomerGame changer for sleepGetting good sleep has been elusive for the past 10 years. I bought Chaos Calmer without expecting much. Much to my surprise I am sleeping better and feel calmer. In fact, one time I used the Chaos Calmer too early in the evening and couldn’t figure out why I was falling asleep at 7:30.Getting good sleep has been elusive for the past 10 years. I bought Chaos Calmer without expecting much. Much to my surprise I am sleeping better and feel calmer. In fact, one time I used the Chaos Calmer too early in the evening and couldn’t figure out why I was falling asleep at 7:30. Give it a try
Read More - Pamela F✅ Verified CustomerReally WorksI have used the Chaos Calmer for over a year. It wasn’t until I ran out of it and had none to use that I realized it really works. Used right before sleep, it helps me sleep thru the night. I would definitely recommend this product.
- Pamela F✅ Verified CustomerVery helpful for sleepI did not realize how well Chaos worked for me until I ran out of it. It really does help me to fall asleep and stay asleep. Would definitely recommend it.
- Gracie✅ Verified CustomerChaos Calmer says it allI recnetly made an order of one time purchase items in order to get procucts for my sister as well as myself. Originally, I purchased the Chaos Calmer for my daughter. I tried it several times and had to return to buy it for myself. My body needs this product probably at least 3x daily, but the cost tells me once daily.I recnetly made an order of one time purchase items in order to get procucts for my sister as well as myself. Originally, I purchased the Chaos Calmer for my daughter. I tried it several times and had to return to buy it for myself. My body needs this product probably at least 3x daily, but the cost tells me once daily.
Read More - lkw✅ Verified Customer4 out of 5 agree!Just received my 3rd shipment of Chaos Calmer. What a great product! I have been able to get more sleep and even deeper sleep with Chaos Calmer. If I don't use it before bed, and wake up at 2 a.m., I'll put a half-pump of CC on the back of my hand and I'm able to get back to sleep within 20 minutes.Just received my 3rd shipment of Chaos Calmer. What a great product! I have been able to get more sleep and even deeper sleep with Chaos Calmer. If I don't use it before bed, and wake up at 2 a.m., I'll put a half-pump of CC on the back of my hand and I'm able to get back to sleep within 20 minutes. I have shared it with five other people, and four of them had better and deeper sleep. My granddaughter had several surgeries before the age of three. Now five, she sometimes cries out and has very restless sleep. Just a VERY small drop on the back of her hand calms her enough to sleep through the night. The first time my husband used a full pump on his hands and wrists, he slept a full eight hours and was super energetic the next day (ok, he was kinda crazed, but whatever!) What I like the most is no brain fog the next day - unlike when using OTC or prescription sleep aids. If things get too chaotic during the day, a small drop on the back of my hand calms me so that I can finish my day without getting derailed. I will always have Chaos Calmer on my night stand and recommend it to those who have trouble falling or staying asleep.
Read More - Jane✅ Verified CustomerHelps Me Get Back To SleepI use this to get back to sleep after waking during the night. I put it on, go back to bed and fall right to sleep. It’s great!
- Deb✅ Verified CustomerSleep helpChaos calmer helps me sleep . I'm not as restless and twitchy. Not sleeping is a family curse once peri menopause started and it continues even post menopause. Wish I'd had chaos calmer sooner.
- Shelley✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerBoth my husband and I use this before bed. One pump on the top of the hands and then rub both tops of hands together and also spread to wrists. Looking for those close to the surface veins. You don't really notice any sudden affect, but gradually helps calm and relax you.Both my husband and I use this before bed. One pump on the top of the hands and then rub both tops of hands together and also spread to wrists. Looking for those close to the surface veins. You don't really notice any sudden affect, but gradually helps calm and relax you. My husband has never slept well, and we think this helps him calm his runaway brain, haha. We are out of it now, and looking for my next shipment that's due to arrive on the 11th... hope we last until then!😵😌
Read More - Bd✅ Verified CustomerHigh Anxiety ReleifI put this on my legs before bed and besides the calming effect I get with my my busy mind. It really helps with my restless legs too. I'm so happy that I found something that works. Thank you
- Ms. Toot✅ Verified CustomerAwesome GABA+I give this one 5 stars.
- Naomi✅ Verified CustomerCalm in a sea of stormsParlor Games is the sort of company that I would have dreamed about recommending to clients when I worked as a clinical herbalist. Their thoughtfully designed formulas embody the best of modern scientific knowledge. For myself, I found Chaos Calmer to be just what I needed in a time when stress had everything off balance in my life.Parlor Games is the sort of company that I would have dreamed about recommending to clients when I worked as a clinical herbalist. Their thoughtfully designed formulas embody the best of modern scientific knowledge. For myself, I found Chaos Calmer to be just what I needed in a time when stress had everything off balance in my life. GABA and magnesium are a great combination and work quickly together to bring stress levels down. Keep this handy for when you are having trouble releasing the days worries. Try it for yourself and see!
Read More - Darlene S.✅ Verified CustomerMehIt didn't seem to do anything for me, but it seems to work for other people.
My system is odd. Caffeine makes me sleepy, so I'm not surprised that something that is calming for other people, didn't work the same for me. - LS✅ Verified CustomerRepeat customerI love this product! It gently soothes my mind and before I know it, I am lulled to sleep. No grogginess in the morning.
I just bought two bottles. One to keep, one to give to a friend. I am bragging about you Chaos Calmer! - GG✅ Verified CustomerLove it!Chaos Calmer works like a charm. It really helps me get a sense of calm so that I get a good nights sleep. I highly recommend.
- Julie H✅ Verified CustomerGreat productWhen I have a troubled time falling asleep or wake up in middle of night and cannot get back to sleep, one pump and next thing I know - peaceful sleep!
- Mayzie✅ Verified CustomerCan't Be Without ItI put this on the inside of my elbow and rub it in. Then I sit and let it sink in. I literally feel my body relax, slowly. At first I thought it was just in my head. But my sleep tracker shows better sleep and less moving around when I use it. It is a staple for me and I make sure to never run out.I put this on the inside of my elbow and rub it in. Then I sit and let it sink in. I literally feel my body relax, slowly. At first I thought it was just in my head. But my sleep tracker shows better sleep and less moving around when I use it. It is a staple for me and I make sure to never run out. Thank goodness for the subscription!!
Read More - Dianah C✅ Verified CustomerGame changer.Use this before bed. I don’t sleep well but this definitely helps. It’s a game changer and lets me get the rest I need.
- Stephanie✅ Verified CustomerInstant calmChaos calmer is like my secret weapon. A little dab on my wrists in the back of my hands when I feel that menopausal anxiety coming on calms me right down. I’m so grateful to have this product in my toolbox.
- Deb✅ Verified CustomerGood Sleep AgainI have been using Chaos Calmer for few months and it helps me sleep. I know because if I don’t use it, I sleep restlessly and realize I didn’t use it that night. I just apply it in the middle of the night, and read a bit until it kicks in❤️.
- Debbie✅ Verified CustomerCalmI use this every night. I rub on the tops of my hands and it helps me relax and fall asleep.
- Laurie✅ Verified CustomerLOVEI can feel my chaos being calmed within 10 min. of applying this cream. I love to put it on right before bed.
- BFISH✅ Verified CustomerFor guys, tooI put this on the inside of my forearms each night. It helps me stay asleep and pushes aside my body’s effort to become an insomniac.
- Sweet1dt✅ Verified CustomerTruly calms the chaosChaos Calmer helps me feel balanced and reduces anxiety. Going into the holiday season, I'm able to take on the extra activities without feeling stressed out. It's a great part of my Parlor Games medicine chest...I use and love them ALL!
- Gvm✅ Verified CustomerWorks but at the wrong timeI bought this to help with sleep. I definitely feel the physical relaxation probably from the magnesium but one of the other ingredients really woke my mind up. Couldn’t sleep and ended up taking a rx medication. It’s not for me but probably works well for others.
- Laurie H✅ Verified CustomerRight before bedI love this product! Not only does it help me fall slowly to sleep at night, but my hands look lovely and much younger than 67 🤩
- Chatty✅ Verified CustomerNeed help sleeping?This stuff works! When I am unable to quiet my brain with thoughts, to-do lists and schedules I put this on as directed and I fall asleep!
- Marie✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerThis is an amazing cream. When I need to sleep after a chaotic day, I use this and it helps me rest. When I’m at work and i feel anxious I use this and it helps with in a few minutes , I can’t live without this! This is a natural and amazing product !
- Kari L✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerI'm loving the Chaos Calmer! It turns off all the "mind noise" that makes it impossible to get to sleep. Before using it, as soon as my head hit the pillow my mind would begin to recall everything I did, or meant to do that day. Plus, every 80's song I ever heard on a loop that wouldn't quit!I'm loving the Chaos Calmer! It turns off all the "mind noise" that makes it impossible to get to sleep. Before using it, as soon as my head hit the pillow my mind would begin to recall everything I did, or meant to do that day. Plus, every 80's song I ever heard on a loop that wouldn't quit! I would highly recommend Chaos Calmer to anyone that wants to be able to have a peaceful night's sleep.
Read More - Jennifer✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerI use this each time I get out of the shower every couple of days. This really helps me with my anxiety. I don’t feel as stressed out as I do when I do t use it for a few days. It usually last a couple of days for me and really does help with this.I use this each time I get out of the shower every couple of days. This really helps me with my anxiety. I don’t feel as stressed out as I do when I do t use it for a few days. It usually last a couple of days for me and really does help with this. I am ever so grateful to have found these ladies. They have been such a lifesaver to my body and over all health, where the doctors have failed me. Thank you so much for what you do for us.
Read More - Leslie inCA✅ Verified CustomerChaos!I’m a terrible sleeper and Chaos Calmer is just enough to help my brain let a peaceful calm allow sleep. I have used it when waking during the night also & still woke up in the morning without a hangover. I have recommended Chaos Calmer to friends with the same sleeping issues due to the delights of this glorious menopause… sarcasm, a gift of age.
- LynneG✅ Verified CustomerGet back to sleepMy elderly dog wakes me up once or twice a night to go out. After going downstairs and back up, I have trouble getting back to sleep. That's why Chaos Calmer is on my bedside table. A quick application and some slow breathing and I'm back to sleep!
- Mayzie✅ Verified CustomerBedtime RoutineI decided to try the Chaos Calmer on a whim! I suffer from insomnia. Even when I do get to sleep, it takes a long time for me to actually fall asleep and I struggle with staying asleep. So I tried it. Now it is an integral part of my bedtime routine!I decided to try the Chaos Calmer on a whim! I suffer from insomnia. Even when I do get to sleep, it takes a long time for me to actually fall asleep and I struggle with staying asleep. So I tried it.
Now it is an integral part of my bedtime routine! I apply a couple of pearl sized dollops to the inside of my arms starting at the wrist and stoping at the inside of the elbow. I massage them in and wait for everything to absorb while I brush my teeth and do my skincare routine. Once I lay down in bed, I can already feel it relaxing me and I drift off so much easier.
I feel like it quiets the noise and tornado of thoughts I have in my head.
Read More - LS✅ Verified CustomerBuy it, try, it works!Chaos Calmer is a game changer for me. After 5 years of sleep issues (not being able to stay asleep), trying other sleep aids, Chaos Calmer is the only one what works for me. Apply it, give it a few minutes, and feel your mind clear, and be gently lulled to sleep.Chaos Calmer is a game changer for me. After 5 years of sleep issues (not being able to stay asleep), trying other sleep aids, Chaos Calmer is the only one what works for me. Apply it, give it a few minutes, and feel your mind clear, and be gently lulled to sleep. It is just wonderful! I use all Parlor Game products. All work fantastuc. My last purchase was for 2 Choas Calmers. One for me and one for a friend. Yeah, Parlor Game products are the best thing I've run across to lessen my menopause woes.
Read More - Debbie✅ Verified CustomerCalmness without drugs!This cream is a lifesaver for anxiety and stress. Sometimes in life for whatever reason, we are triggered with anxiousness or anxiety and this cream just calms you in very little time. I always have it with me.
- Tammi R✅ Verified CustomerGame Changer for Deep SleepChaos Calmer has been such a helpful addition to getting good, deep sleep now that menopause has disrupted the great sleep I used to get. I fall asleep quickly and sleep 6 hours straight before I wake up to go to the bathroom. Then I return to sleep easily for another several hours.Chaos Calmer has been such a helpful addition to getting good, deep sleep now that menopause has disrupted the great sleep I used to get. I fall asleep quickly and sleep 6 hours straight before I wake up to go to the bathroom. Then I return to sleep easily for another several hours. I also love the fact that Chaos Calmer is all natural and has no negative side effects!
Read More - Beth R✅ Verified Customer⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Chaos calmer is my “go-to” at night when I can’t get my mind to settle. I rub it on the bottoms of my feet and wrists. It helps me to fall asleep faster or fall back to sleep. I keep it by my bedside and use it almost every night. It does exactly what it says, it calms the chaos.Chaos calmer is my “go-to” at night when I can’t get my mind to settle. I rub it on the bottoms of my feet and wrists. It helps me to fall asleep faster or fall back to sleep. I keep it by my bedside and use it almost every night. It does exactly what it says, it calms the chaos. Thank you Parlor Games for this product.
Read More - Bird✅ Verified CustomerChaos CalmerMy husband myself and daughter use nightly and sleep like babies my daughter moved out a few weeks ago and had anxiety being out on her own she has been doing 2 pumps before bed and is able to sleep.
- Cynthia S✅ Verified CustomerRest in MenopauseI’ve had trouble sleeping for years; I could fall asleep quickly but would wake up around 2-3 am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Chaos Calmer has been a dream for me. Now, if I do wake up during the night, I almost always fall right back to sleep.I’ve had trouble sleeping for years; I could fall asleep quickly but would wake up around 2-3 am and couldn’t get back to sleep. Chaos Calmer has been a dream for me. Now, if I do wake up during the night, I almost always fall right back to sleep. I also might use it on an extra stressful day, and I does help me calm down. Thank you so much for these amazing products!!
Read More - Laura S✅ Verified CustomerNot Just For StressChaos Calmer does help me deal with stress and anxious feelings, it also helps me to get back to sleep if I wake up in the night, but a really nice added benefit is that, because it contains magnesium, it helps reduce my joint pain! I apply it directly to my hips and elbows.Chaos Calmer does help me deal with stress and anxious feelings, it also helps me to get back to sleep if I wake up in the night, but a really nice added benefit is that, because it contains magnesium, it helps reduce my joint pain! I apply it directly to my hips and elbows. AND, unlike most magnesium creams, it does not make me itchy!
Read More - L.✅ Verified CustomerYes!I didn’t think that I’d ever find something that could take the edge off of my anxiety! It helps me breath again!
- Pat✅ Verified CustomerSleep!I use this at night before bed. Go to sleep right away & stay asleep!
- PMS✅ Verified CustomerBetter SleepI rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night.I rubbed this on my feet and ankles before bed. Alternating feet each night. Not only has it helped with my overall relaxation, it also helps me with restless leg syndrome. I haven’t had a single problem with it since I’ve started using this at night. I’m assuming it’s the magnesium.
Read More - Tammy✅ Verified CustomerBrain soothing and calmness promoting!Results are undeniable! I use it before bed to quiet the sometimes racing thoughts from the day. If I have anxiety or angst during the day, I also use it with pretty quick results of calm. Thanks!
- Eroseland✅ Verified CustomerNice to haveNice to have around for days of stress.
- GG✅ Verified CustomerWorks Great!I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
- Peanut✅ Verified CustomerA great CremeThis is a great creme it has help me get to sleep when I am restless . Only wish the bottle was bigger for the price.
- Laurie H✅ Verified CustomerGame changer!I've been using this product just before bedtime and have been sleeping better! My husband asked to use it as well and he felt a deeper sleep with fewer wake ups during the night. "We" highly recommend!
- Lisa LL✅ Verified CustomerHelps with sleepI use Chaos Calmer to decrease anxiety and help me relax at bedtime
- vtl✅ Verified CustomerActually worksI highly recommend Chaos Calmer. It helps with a relaxing, deep, natural sleep, but does not leave you groggy.
- Shannon✅ Verified CustomerI use it every nightI no longer need melatonin, sleepy time tea, or benadryl to settle down for the night. No more racing thoughts or jimmy-legs, just peaceful and cozy without feeling knocked out.
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