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Think you've got the run-down on your low-down? Well, everything can run just fine until peri-menopause, then all of a sudden... things can get a little bit more complicated! Check out our top tips from the experts for keeping your Lady Bits in tip top condition.
Have you ever heard the saying, ‘menopause is just puberty’s mean big sister’? Well, it’s sorta true.
You know what else is true? We seem to be given as much information about menopause as we were about puberty.
Maybe you were lucky to have a Mom or sister who talked you through puberty (and menopause!) but for a lot of people menopause comes with many of the same classics of puberty such as:
Am I pregnant or is this menopause (formerly, puberty)?
Am I crazy or is this my hormones?
Is there supposed to be more or less blood?
Why do I feel so icky?
Don’t worry, there are some new, fun twists. Instead of ‘why is there discharge and is it normal?’ and ‘why am I so very interested in a shirtless Patrick Swayze?’ You now get ‘why does it feel like my vajazzle is full of sand?’ and ‘I don’t care if Brad Pitt walked in here naked, all I want is chocolate.’ Oh, and there is a little side of hot flushes and incontinence.
Did you miss that lesson in school, or, like most of us, did you just get the one on how babies were made?
But, there’s a whole lot more to our lady bits than just reproductive capabilities.
There is also a significant amount of incredible science that goes on down there that is rarely talked about. I mean, if there was a Bill Nye Episode about it, we certainly missed that one.
As a result, many women don’t really know that much about their lady bits beyond a cursory understanding of anatomy and hormones, oh, and how to avoid pregnancy. ABSTINENCE… just kidding. We’re not insane.
Many women also don't know that vaginal issues in menopause are actually pretty common.
Many women experience changes indicative of vaginal atrophy to their vagina and urinary system that are largely due to lowering estrogen levels associated with menopause.
Estrogen is a proliferative hormone; it helps maintain thickness and suppleness of tissues. That is important for keeping the inner tube soft, plump, and moist.
Yes, moist. And that, it turns out, is very important. Without it, sex is a no-go, say goodbye to your fave jeans, and settle into a life of chafed purgatory.
Estrogen also plays a role in maintaining the pH of vaginal tissue. As vaginal cells shed and die, they release glycogen which is altered to glucose. Glucose is then further broken down into lactic acid by lactobacilli, and all this contributes to an optimal pH.
That’s great when everything is working well, however, when estrogen levels drop as we get older this system breaks down.
The vag cells thin, the sloughing process slows, and the pH rises. As the pH rises there are lower levels of protective lactobacilli and then there is the potential for growth of pathogenic bacteria.
This can result in an increase in infections and/or inflammation, contributing to discomfort and lack of desire. Another issue that can also arise is Vaginal Atrophy - a painful condition in which the cells of the vagina and vulva begin to break down, causing thinning skin, itching, tearing, pain, dryness and even increased incontinence and UTI's. (Now we know why this didn’t get taught in school...)
Vaginal Atrophy is also known as VA, atrophic vaginitis, or under the umbrella term 'Genitourinary Syndrome of Menopause'.
An effective solution to the problem is a form of estrogen called estriol.
This form of estrogen does not increase estrogen dominance nor cause those unwanted symptoms.... The not-so-nice things like anxiety, bloating, irritability, mood swings, weight gain, food cravings, headaches, fibrocystic breasts...need we go on?
Estriol is the ideal solution to vaginal dryness. It is designed to help restore the integrity of this delicate tissue.
Silky Peach Cream contains a low amount of estriol, is composed of natural ingredients that are easily absorbed by the skin, is washable, and non-staining.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 5304 River Rd N Ste B ● Keizer OR 97303
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Estriol as an ongoing solution for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
FYI – Estriol is beneficial for skin integrity and mucous membranes. It’s great for vaginal atrophy and also amazing for use on the face and neck. Applying a small amount — about 1 pump — can help build the collagen and plump up the cells to reduce wrinkles. Who knew!!
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.