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Guest Author: Dr. Robyn Kutka
HPA Axis Dysfunction is real, and it’s more than “just stress.” If you’re constantly exhausted, not sleeping, gaining weight, and feeling like a hollow shell of your former self—your brain and adrenal communication might need a reset.
The HPA (Hypothalamic-Pituitary-Adrenal) axis is your body's stress command center—a hormonal group chat between your brain and adrenal glands that manages how you respond to stress, regulate energy, sleep, immunity, digestion, and even mood. When it’s functioning properly, it’s Beyoncé-level flawless.
But when the stress won’t quit—deadlines, toddlers, perimenopause, your neighbor’s leaf blower at 7 a.m.—this communication line gets frazzled. The result? Dysregulation. Also known as: HPA Axis Dysfunction.
Short answer: No, but we get why people say that.
"Adrenal fatigue" is the common (and controversial) term for this issue, and it implies your adrenal glands are simply too pooped to function. But in reality, the adrenals aren't broken—they’re responding to a dysregulated signal from the brain. That’s like blaming your microwave when the power’s out.
So while you may feel tired, wired, puffy, moody, or totally burnt out, the deeper problem is your HPA axis being on the fritz.
Let’s play chronic stress bingo:
✅ Overworking
✅ Undereating
✅ Skipping sleep
✅ Emotional stress
✅ Too much HIIT
✅ Caffeine-fueled coping
✅ Perimenopause chaos
These all add up. Your brain gets a constant “we’re in danger!” signal, and it keeps pumping out cortisol until the system either short-circuits (too much) or crashes (too little).
Cortisol is your body’s main stress hormone. It’s not evil—it helps you wake up, focus, and deal with life. But it becomes problematic when it’s either overproduced or chronically low.
Normal cortisol follows a rhythm: it peaks 30–45 minutes after waking (called the cortisol awakening response) and slowly declines throughout the day. When this curve shifts, symptoms start showing up—and we can see it clearly in salivary cortisol testing.
Saliva testing is like reality TV for your hormones—it shows what they’re doing all day long, not just a snapshot. A 4-point salivary cortisol test (taken morning, noon, afternoon, and night) tells us:
Bonus: saliva also measures DHEA, the body’s "feel good" hormone and a precursor to sex hormones. Low DHEA plus low cortisol? You're in the burnout basement.
When stress is ongoing, your body’s cortisol curve begins to shift. These shifts happen in stages:
Also called early HPA axis dysregulation. Cortisol levels are erratic—either too high or zigzagging through the day. People in this phase feel wired, edgy, but also tired. Sleep may be disrupted, and stress response is heightened.
Also known as evolving dysregulation. Cortisol levels begin to drop, the curve flattens slightly, and energy is harder to come by. You may feel foggy, struggle with motivation, or get bursts of energy at all the wrong times (like bedtime).
This is established HPA dysfunction. The cortisol curve has lost its shape, often resembling a flat line. People in phase 3 experience profound fatigue, poor sleep, reduced resilience, and may begin rationing energy for essentials (like skipping workouts just to survive work).
Oh, absolutely.
When your body is in stress-survival mode, it diverts resources away from hormones like estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone.
This is even more disruptive in perimenopause when your hormones are already roller-coastering.
Regardless of the phase you’re in, HPA axis dysfunction can absolutely change how you feel, function, and move through life. Understanding your stress response pattern helps explain the “why” behind your fatigue, mood, sleep, or hormonal symptoms.
Best of all, it gives you a roadmap to get back on track—through strategic supplementation, lifestyle changes, and yes, reclaiming your bandwidth.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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