Something changed and nobody warned you. You've tried things. Some helped a little. Some didn't. And somewhere along the way you started to wonder: what is actually going on in there?
That's what this test is for.
The question we get most: which test is best? Trick question. There's no perfect hormone test anywhere — every one of them catches a moving target mid-leap. Blood and saliva just ask different things.
Blood measures your total hormones, the clinical standard your provider knows by heart.
Saliva measures the free, unbound fraction, the part not handcuffed to carrier proteins, sampled across your day.
Neither is the whole story, and that was never the goal. The goal is walking in with something to point at instead of 'I dunno, I just feel off.'
Your report shows your current levels next to the typical range for your age group. Not a pass/fail, not a diagnosis — context, in plain English, so you can talk it through with your provider instead of nodding along and Googling it in the parking lot after.
No medical degree required. And if you want to talk through your results with someone, our Hormone Test Orientation pairs you with a trained Hormone Educator for 30 minutes of jargon-free, plain-English.
Both panels test the same six sex hormones: Estriol, Estradiol, Estrone, Progesterone, Testosterone, and DHEA. The Menopause Hormone Panel stops there — it's the full sex hormone picture, and for many women, that's exactly what they need.
The Comprehensive Plus Panel adds Cortisol, measured four times across the day. That four-point reading lets the lab plot your Cortisol Curve — how your stress hormone rises and falls from morning to night. If stress, energy crashes, or sleep are part of what you're trying to figure out, that cortisol picture adds a layer the six-hormone panel can't provide.
If any of that sounds like you, this one's for you.
Step 1 — Order Your Kit. Read the instructions when it arrives. Everything you need for forms, collection, and sample return is in the package.
Step 2 — Collect Your Samples. Four saliva samples at designated times. The instructions walk you through exactly when and how.
Step 3 — Ship to the Lab. Pack as instructed and send it back. Results are typically ready 7–10 business days after FedEx picks up your sample.
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The main difference is the number of hormones tested. The Comprehensive Plus has everything in the Menopause Panel, plus Cortisol measured four times across the day — 10 hormones total. That full cortisol picture lets the lab plot your Cortisol Curve, giving you a complete view of how your stress hormone moves throughout the day. The Menopause Hormone Panel tests the six sex hormones only.
From the time FedEx picks up your sample, expect 7–10 business days for lab processing and report delivery. We'll email you when your results are ready to access.
You'll receive an email with instructions for setting up access to your Lab Portal. Take a few minutes to read through them and you'll be downloading your report in no time.
'Normal' isn't the same as 'feeling like yourself.' Reference ranges show what's typical for your age group, which is a fact about a population, not a promise about you. Your report hands you those numbers in plain language, so you and your provider start from information, not a hunch.
Saliva hormone testing has been around for decades, but Medicare generally doesn't cover it, and many private insurers still classify it as experimental. It's an odd gap — but for now it's typically out of pocket.
Estrone is one of the three major estrogens and usually the dominant one in post-menopausal women. Unlike estradiol, estrone levels can vary considerably, and levels that consistently run high are worth keeping an eye on and discussing with your healthcare provider. Knowing where yours sits is part of getting a full picture of your estrogen balance.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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