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"Ahhhhh. Helps me reground myself in the thick of a hectic day and get some focus on what's really important."
Carolyn K.
Calm, Cool, and ready to Conquer!
Chaos Calmer
Anti-anxiety, brain soothing cream.
60-70 pumps - 50ml

When you can't catch your breath, catch a break, or catch up... You need Chaos Calmer. With it's proprietary blend of GABA, L-Theanine, and Magnesium, it takes you from Nervous Nelly to Wonder Woman: y'know, cool, calm and collected (and kicking ass). GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, grounding effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy. Chaos Calmer takes your days from bedlam to bliss.

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  • "I'm not counting sheep, I'm fighting sheep."

    "Stress and Anxiety are my new roommates."

    "Relaxation? What's that?"

    "Between brain fog and scatter brain, a lobotomy might be my best option!"

    Sound familiar? You don't need to cut out coffee, run 10 miles, or take up 2-hour yoga classes (though, good on you if you do!), you need Chaos Calmer Cream. This lotion is liquid Zen that can calm the mind, calm the body, and focus the brain.

    Chaos Calmer Cream by Parlor Games is a unique combination of Magnesium, GABA and L-Theanine. With fast absorbency and silky smooth texture, Chaos Calmer Creams' proprietary blend will leave you feeling focused, relaxed, and in control.

    GABA is a calming neurotransmitter, Magnesium helps relax muscles and helps produce GABA in the brain, and L-theanine is an amino acid which has a calming, sedative effect on the body and mind without making you feel drowsy.

    The cream delivery system allows fast action; there is no wasted junk or hard to swallow pills, just good vibes when you need them (ASAP!).

  • How to use

    Chaos Calmer 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. One pump can be used if you are starting to feel stressed and anxious. Apply to the backs of your hands and inner wrists. One pump of Chaos Calmer can be used at bedtime and to return easily to sleep after night time waking. Do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours. The cream may cause drowsiness for some people, be cautious driving or operating machinery if Chaos Calmer causes drowsiness for you.

    How do I know it’s working?

    As the cream absorbs into the body, most people start to feel a sense of relaxation and begin to breathe deeper. Breathing deeply sends a message to your brain that “all is good, nothing to worry about here” - that’s why Yoga is so focused on breathe work. Applying the cream and sending messages of self love and appreciation combine to center your mind, help clear the mists of chaos in the brain, and let you focus on your priority list with a clearer mind.

    Ingredients:

    Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free

    Active Ingredients: GABA - 20mg, L-Theanine - 15mg, Magnesium - 25mg

  • Can men use Chaos Calmer?

    Yes, the ingredients in the cream can apply to anyone who is experiencing insomnia, anxiety, sleeplessness. There are no hormones in the cream and it is safe for men to use.

    Can kids use Chaos Calmer?

    Children over the age of 1 can use Chaos Calmer. The active ingredients in the cream are appropriate for children experiencing anxiety and overexcitability. A little known fact is that some food sensitivities or environmental contaminants can elevate levels of glutamate – one of the excitatory neurotransmitters. Elevated levels of glutamate can make it hard for a kiddo to sit down and pay attention. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

    Does it contain hormones? Can I use it with Silky Peach?

    Chaos Calmer contains no hormones. It contains magnesium (a mineral), l-theanine (an amino acid) and GABA (a neurotransmitter). This means it is safe for men and women of any age, and children over the age of 1. It also means you can use it with any of our other products that do contain hormones, such as ReBounce, Silky Peach, or Vibrant Third, as there will not be any hormonal interactions.

    Can Chaos Calmer Help Me Sleep?

    Difficulty falling asleep and staying asleep can be due to a range of things. When stress levels are high, or when the usual balance of hormones and neurotransmitters has been affected by changes in hormones at menopause, that imbalance between calming neurotransmitters and excitatory neurotransmitters can make it hard to get to sleep and stay asleep. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain and help the brain calm and settle to sleep.

    Can Chaos Calmer Help With Stress?

    Felt stress – whether it’s real (like a house fire) or imagined (like feeling overwhelmed) usually increases stress hormones like cortisol and adrenaline. When these levels go up the body has a whole bunch of stress response actions that can then make stress feel worse. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance and counteract the impacts of the stress hormones. Deep belly breathing can often do the same thing. Applying the Chaos Calmer can help kick start the calming effect. Chaos Calmer isn’t a long term solution for stress, but it can help in the short term while you learn how to be less affected by events that make you feel stressed.

    Does It Help With Panic Attacks, Anxiety & Depression

    A panic attack is an episode of sudden anxiety with an exaggerated bodily response to a threat or danger — whether it’s real or perceived. This sudden surge of intense fear or anxiety brings on specific physical and psychological symptoms such as heart palpitations, sweating, trembling or shaking, shortness of breath or feeling smothered, nausea or abdominal discomfort, choking sensation and even chest pain. These often reach peak intensity in just a few minutes. Serotonin, norepinephrine, and dopamine are chemicals that act as neurotransmitters or messengers in the brain. They send messages between different areas of the brain and are thought to influence mood and anxiety level. One theory of panic disorder is that symptoms are caused by an imbalance of one or more of these chemicals. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer act to restore balance in the brain.

    If you are on anxiety or depression medication, always mention if you have added other nutrients to your daily plan. Meds for anxiety and depression can be great in the short term while you get to the root cause of what is causing you distress. There are some drawbacks to using them long term so do discuss that with your doctor, who can help you taper off gradually. The GABA, l-theanine, and magnesium in Chaos Calmer will supplement what your body is already trying to make to restore balance in the brain. The combination can cause drowsiness so always test it out when you won’t be driving or wielding sharp objects.

    Does It Help With Menopausal Joint Pain?

    Many women find that after menopause they experience more joint pain. This can be due to changing levels of estrogen and progesterone. Low magnesium can also impact your pain perception as well as cause sleeping problems. Poor levels of this essential nutrient are very common during menopause due to stress and digestive weakness. Sleeping poorly is notorious during menopause and research has proved that sleep deprivation increases our sensitivity to pain. Magnesium is also needed to keep your muscles relaxed, so low levels can cause them to tense up and become tight and stiff, which can impact the muscles that control movement of the joints. In addition to helping calm the brain and supporting sleep, the magnesium and GABA in the cream also help muscles relax and thus, joints are less stiff and sore.

Overall Review Score
(244)
  • Gayle
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Mellows but not too much
    It does take the edge off. The ingredients are all natural and work together to relax me without being too much. My job is very busy but I can stay mellow and relaxed.
  • Blondie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Very helpful!!
    I use this before I go to bed and then if I wake up in the middle of the night, it is enough to relax my mind and body to go back to sleep. I have ordered more.
  • Paula
    ✅ Verified Customer
    love this stuff
    This works so well. Just like it's name suggests!
  • DWade
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!!!
    Definitely helps me calm for sleep. I use it almost every night.
  • Cali
    ✅ Verified Customer
    A True Blessing!
    I was so glad to find this cream! I often wake in the night and find that I can't get back to sleep. A dab of Chaos Calmer and I am back to sleep before I know it! I especially like that it isn't a drug, and that it doesn't leave me feeling hung over the next day.
  • Dottie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works for me! Calming, like that it's applied topically
    Slows the merry-go-round playing in my brain to a calmer smoother pace.
  • Kathy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    Great product
  • Trish
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calms me down in the evening, my go to for relaxing.
    I am never without this product, it is also great when feeling overwhelmed or winding down in the afternoon or night time. My husband also uses it on sleepless nights.
  • Visionary0110
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this at 2 or 3 am!
    Chaos Calmer is a game-changer for me! When I wake up in the middle of the night, I quickly apply a pump to the back of my hands and wrists, and within a few minutes, I fall back to sleep. I do notice that it doesn't work as well if I wait to apply it after trying to fall asleep for 15-20 minutes, as I'm already too frustrated and awake.

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  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It Works!
    I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for several years now and I’m very happy with the product. I’ve had quite a bit of stress the last few years. Mainly a second cancer diagnoses. Sleeping was a big issue. It’s been a great help. I use it nightly and find it helps me with the rest I need.

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  • Kara
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I love Chaos Calmer. When my brain won't shut off at night so I can rest, a pump of this does the trick.
  • Dani
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Amen sleep!
    Chaos Calmer is such a huge blessing! I've been taking all kinds of different melatonin blends and since this amazing product has come into my life, I don't take anything else. I sleep fitfully and comfortably, waking refreshed. That in itself feels miraculous!

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  • SLB
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sleep
    Just started using this for sleep. It helps calm me down and I get a great night's rest. 
  • Veronica T
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Definitely Works
    A little goes a long way! I was in a very toxic job and knee deep in menopause! This helps and I still use it! It helps simmer that anxiety and brain fog without making me zoned out!
  • KK
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great sleep support
    I use this product when I need support for sleep. It's easy to apply, a clean product, and I find it super helpful! This company has women in mind when it creates its products, plus has the education available to you to understand how things work. They are a great company for women looking for more support in a world that ignores our needs.
  • Karen
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It really helps!
    I always had trouble falling asleep, but not anymore because I’m using the Chaos Calmer cream. I highly recommend it! 
  • Jess
    ✅ Verified Customer
    this works!
    Finding the right nightly routine is hard enough with all the ups and downs of perimenopause. What works one night may not work the next, except for this stuff. Sometimes I use this before laying down, but sometimes I need this at 2am, it just depends.

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  • gayel
    ✅ Verified Customer
    This is a Must-Have
    I depend on Chaos Calmer. For years, I have struggled with insomnia, and that crazy-busy mind at 3 a.m. I use a small pump of Chaos Calmer every night before bed, on the back of each hand. Occasionally, I reapply in the middle of the night if I feel the brain kicking into high gear after a bathroom trip.

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  • Mom78
    ✅ Verified Customer
    peace at last
    I've used this since it came out and I'm thrilled. Sleeping was a challenge for me, so having something so natural that allowed me to close my eyes and rest completely was a welcome relief. I've recommended this to my family and several friends, and they all had great results.
  • lisa
    ✅ Verified Customer
    chaos calmer
    This is an amazing product. I can use it during the day if needed, but I use it at night to relax before I go to sleep. Works amazing!!!!!!!!!!
  • LS
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Regular buyer
    Chaos Calmer is awesome. I have tried sleep aids, melatonin & etc., but do not like the way they make me feel. Chaos Calmer feels gentle. Slip into a deep sleep with Chaos Calmer.
  • Kathy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Work stress buster, and good night sleep....
    I have rubbed this on the back of my hands when in a stressful meeting to calm my nerves...works like magic. I also rub on my feet before bed and when I do, I sleep solid all night. The magnesium in it does make you skin feel prickly, but it goes away pretty quick.

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  • Abbey
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Helps me say No to chaos.
    Though it’s tempting to use this product everyday, because there is always chaos, I try and reserve this product for the times when I feel I’m loosing control of the way I respond to the chaos. This product has been super helpful for me.
  • Mar B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great sleep aid
    Chaos Calmer definitely helps me stay asleep at night!
  • Pat
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Lost without it!
    My Chaos Calmer gets me through the day without the peaks & valleys. Like a security blanket. 
  • Sue
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Highly recommend!
    This lives up to it's name! It really helps with anxiety. Customer service is excellent with this company.
  • Pamela F
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great
    I really realized that Chaos Calmer was working for me when I would forget to use it and then couldn’t go to sleep. I really missed it when I ran out before a new bottle came. I would definitely recommend it. 
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming
    I use this every night about 30 minutes before I go to sleep. It helps me more than a pill.
  • Kristine K
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works great
    I put this on every night before bed and it helps me get to sleep. It’s not as good as taking melatonin, but if you're trying not to take anything like that, and I am, then it works great to help you sleep. 
  • Janie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Better Sleep
    I use this nightly. Definitely does help me sleep better!
  • Rose
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works!
    This helps me fall asleep right away! I love it!
  • Trish
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calms my evenings
    For some reason if I feel overwhelmed or anxious at night, I use a little bit of the Chaos Calmer, and in about 30 minutes, I'm feeling more relaxed and my anxiousness fades away. I also use it when I wake up in the middle of the night, sometimes two times.

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  • Dawn
    ✅ Verified Customer
    For sleep!
    I originally purchased Chaos Calmer to soothe anxiety and bad moods. I do still use it occasionally for that, but I’ve found its best use is for sleep. I apply one pump on my forearm before bed, after brushing my teeth, and it seems to help me stay asleep through the night.

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  • Mimi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product!
    I highly recommend Chaos Calmer! I use it to help me fall asleep and stay asleep. I usually apply it at bed time but often times apply it only if I wake and can’t get back to sleep. I’m usually asleep within 30 minutes after application. It’s great as a natural alternative to healthy restful sleep.

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  • Susy-Q
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos SOUL Calmer!
    I just love this product - Chaos Calmer helps me when I feel anxious or unable to fall back asleep. I put it on and within about 15-30 minutes I feel more relaxed and calmer. I love it so much I travel with it and carry it on the plane in case I become nervous - it works great for that.

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  • Volgirl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great for stress relief!
    I use one pump of this every night before bed. I feel like it calms me and helps me get a great night’s sleep. I don’t want to be without it!
  • Liza
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Great product, helps with relaxation and sleep
  • Chris
    ✅ Verified Customer
    great night time calmer
    Great for the rare night when I have things on my mind and I need to be sure I sleep to wake up refreshed. Not much is needed. Just a little on the back of my hands.
  • Laurie H
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Miracle cream
    This cream has been a game changer for me. I use it nightly on my wrists and hands and I sleep like a baby. I highly recommend.
  • Twila
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    I started using Chaos Calmer in July of 2025. I had been using a CBD gummies for sleep and although it worked the leftover affects the following morning were not fun. I would wake up sluggish and slow to think and navigate daily activities. With CHAOS CALMER I sleep about 8 hours every night and not a leftover side affect.

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  • Susana
    ✅ Verified Customer
    love It!
    Love this product! I use it every night 1/2 hour before bed and I noticed immediately that I was winding down and falling asleep faster, and sleeping longer thru the night! I have lived with insomnia for years and would routinely wake up at 3am every night.

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  • Weather Girl
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Skeptic
    I struggle to rest at night. 5-6 hours is about all I can register on my Oura ring. I ordered Chaos on a whim and a thought that I am probably going to regret this waste but….  A few weeks later and I'm still not getting more than 5-6 hours on most nights BUT the sleep I am getting is registering on my Oura ring as more restful and productive.

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  • Happy Hour
    ✅ Verified Customer
    The best part of my day
    The best part of coming home from a long day and using my Chaos Calmer. It's my happy hour without the alcohol.

  • Jan
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    I was skeptical that this would help me but it is amazing and I don’t want to be without it! I just ordered my second bottle. I use at bedtime and I sleep like a baby- better than I have in years! Thank you Parlor Games!
  • gayel
    ✅ Verified Customer
    I depend on Chaos Calmer every single night!
    I have struggled with insomnia for years and have tried every single thing. This is wonderfully effective, convenient and cost effective and I love that I can depend on it every night when I apply one pump to the back of each hand. I can reapply in the middle of the night if the old brain starts buzzing too much.

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  • Heather
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Sweet reprieve
    My family loves Chaos Calmer. I use it to calm my nerves before presentations; my husband uses it to help him sleep; and my MIL (87) uses it to soothe her grief, she recently last her husband of 56 years. The CC helps lift her out of her grief and the anxiety she feels during the day and soothes her when she heads to bed at night.

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  • Swrktp
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love it!!
    I love this and use it before I go to sleep or when I start to feel anxiety. Works every time.  
  • Stacie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Maybe it’s all in my mind, but it works!
    I first tried chaos calmer during a crazy time in my life. It helped me to calm down and get some sleep so I was better able to face the crazy. My husband suffers from brain spinning at night so I offered some to him… He was very skeptical, but tried it.

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  • Jumac
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calming
    When I feel myself getting anxious I remember to using my calming lotion and it helps me relax.
  • DNess
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Calm in a bottle
    Really nice! Helps with sleep also.
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