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Something changed and nobody warned you. You've tried things. Some helped a little. Some didn't. And somewhere along the way you started to wonder: what is actually going on in there?
That's what this test is for.
Most doctors run blood panels — but blood tests show your total hormone levels, including hormones that are already "bound" and unavailable for use. Your saliva gland naturally filters those out. What a saliva test shows you is your active levels — the ones your body is actually working with.
This is especially important if you're using any kind of topical cream or gel. Blood tests often miss absorbed hormones entirely. Saliva testing captures the full picture.
You don't just get numbers. Your Hormone Report shows your current levels, the typical range for women in your age group, and a range of optimal levels — so you can see exactly where you stand and what's worth exploring next.
No medical degree required. And if you want to talk through your results with someone, our Hormone Test Consultation pairs you with a trained health coach for 40 minutes of plain-English explanation.
Both panels test the same six sex hormones: Estriol, Estradiol, Estrone, Progesterone, Testosterone, and DHEA. The Menopause Hormone Panel stops there — it's your complete sex hormone picture, and for most women, that's exactly what they need.
The Comprehensive Plus Panel adds Cortisol, measured four times across the day. That four-point reading lets the lab plot your full Cortisol Curve — how your stress hormone rises and falls from morning to night. If stress, energy crashes, or sleep are part of what you're trying to figure out, that cortisol picture adds a layer the six-hormone panel can't give you.
If any of that sounds familiar, this test was made for you.
Step 1 — Order Your Kit. Read the instructions when it arrives. Everything you need for forms, collection, and sample return is in the package.
Step 2 — Collect Your Samples. Four saliva samples at designated times. The instructions walk you through exactly when and how.
Step 3 — Ship to the Lab. Pack as instructed and send it back. Results are typically ready 7–10 business days after FedEx picks up your sample.
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The main difference is the number of hormones tested. The Comprehensive Plus has everything in the Menopause Panel, plus Cortisol measured four times across the day — 10 hormones total. That full cortisol picture lets the lab plot your Cortisol Curve, giving you a complete view of how your stress hormone moves throughout the day. The Menopause Hormone Panel tests the six sex hormones only.
From the time FedEx picks up your sample, expect 7–10 business days for lab processing and report delivery. We'll email you when your results are ready to access.
You'll receive an email with instructions for setting up access to your Lab Portal. Take a few minutes to read through them and you'll be downloading your report in no time.
"Normal" and "optimal" aren't the same thing. Standard lab reference ranges reflect what's typical for a given age group — but typical isn't always what feels good. Your Hormone Report includes both the typical range and an optimal range, so you have real context for the conversation, not just a pass/fail.
Saliva hormone testing has been around for decades, but Medicare generally doesn't cover it, and many private insurers still classify it as experimental. It's an odd gap — but for now it's typically out of pocket.
Estrone is one of the three major estrogens and usually the dominant one in post-menopausal women. Unlike estradiol, estrone levels can vary considerably, and levels that consistently run high are worth keeping an eye on and discussing with your healthcare provider. Knowing where yours sits is part of getting a full picture of your estrogen balance.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
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