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"Best product ever, as are all their products."
Gypsy. Happy Customer
A Little Ritual for the Big Days
Chaos Calmer
A silky magnesium, GABA & L-theanine cream.
60-70 pumps - 50ml

Some days come at you sideways. Chaos Calmer is the little ritual for those days — a silky, fast-absorbing cream with magnesium, GABA, and L-theanine that you smooth onto the backs of your hands and inner wrists. Pump, take a slow breath, carry on. Thirty seconds that are just yours.

● PARABEN FREE ●

Choose our every 2 month, Easy-Breezy Subscription* and save $10 on each shipment, or select a one-time purchase:

$49.95 charged every 2 months until canceled. Your $10 discount is locked in for the life of your subscription. Cancel anytime by logging in to your account.

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  • Meet Chaos Calmer

    Life gets loud. Chaos Calmer is a small, good-feeling ritual for when it does — not a lecture about cutting caffeine or booking a silent retreat. Just a cream you actually enjoy using.

    What's in it:

    • Magnesium, GABA, and L-theanine — three well-known names in the self-care world.
    • A silky, fast-absorbing texture that sinks in clean — no greasy residue, no pills to swallow.
    • Paraben-free, like everything we make.

    How people use it: a pump smoothed into the backs of the hands and inner wrists, paired with a couple of slow breaths. Some keep a bottle in a bag, some on the nightstand. It's a 30-second pause you fold into your day, however suits you.

  • How to use

    Chaos Calmer's 50ml bottle has 60-70 pumps. Smooth one pump onto the backs of your hands and inner wrists. Use it whenever it fits your day — many people make it part of an evening routine. A little goes a long way; do not exceed 4 pumps in 24 hours.

    Ingredients:

    Deionized Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Stearic Acid, Cyclopentasiloxane, Gamma Aminobutyric Acid (GABA), Magnesium Chloride, L-Theanine, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Xanthan Gum, Triethanolamine, Dimethicone/Vinyl Dimethicone Crosspolymer, Lecithin, Ethyl Alcohol, Sorbic Acid. Paraben Free

    Key Ingredients: GABA - 20mg, L-Theanine - 15mg, Magnesium - 25mg

  • Does Chaos Calmer contain hormones? Can I use it with your other creams?

    Completely hormone-free — it's magnesium, L-theanine, and GABA, full stop. That means you can layer it with Silky Peach, Vibrant Third, or ReBounce.

    Can men use Chaos Calmer?

    Yes. There are no hormones in it, so it isn't just for our usual crowd — anyone can build it into their routine.

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  • Ra
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Don’t notice anything
    Two stars because maybe it works for other people. I have not really noticed improvement.
  • Paula
    ✅ Verified Customer
    love this stuff
    This works so well. Just like it's name suggests!
  • Kathy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great product
    Great product
  • Happy Hour
    ✅ Verified Customer
    The best part of my day
    The best part of coming home from a long day and using my Chaos Calmer. It's my happy hour without the alcohol.

  • Suzi
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    Very sad to say that this did nothing for me, and I used as directed.
  • Jamie
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    This product works! I just recommended it to a friend, can’t wait to hear how much she loves it!
  • GG
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Works Great!
    I’ve been using Chaos Calmer for some time now and I’m very happy with this product. I use it every night.
  • Gypsy
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos Calmer
    Best product ever, as are all their products
  • Kris G
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Love this
    Does what is says!!
  • Tess B
    ✅ Verified Customer
    It works
    Have used now and then &i was honestly surprised by how well t works
  • Jules
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Great!
    Love it!
  • Jane R
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Too eqrly to tell
    I have used Chaos Calmer for less than a week so it’s really too early to comment on its efficacy. Will return in a month. 
  • Kellie K
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Dot hesitate! Must have!!
    It does what it's described to do. I ran out and anxiously awaiting my order.
  • Caren C
    ✅ Verified Customer
    Chaos calmer
    First time buying this but if it works as well as Peachy and V3 it will be a winner.
    Great customer service, always courteous and on top of things. Will be on subscription Forever. 
* Here's how our Easy-Breezy Subscription works:

We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription – that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world -- one frazzled woman at a time! If you decide you don't need Chaos Calmer as an ongoing part of your routine -- we understand. Five days before we send your order every 2 months, you'll receive an email reminder about your upcoming shipment and a link to your customer portal where you can cancel, or push out your next ship date and change your shipment frequency.

Rather have us adjust your subscription for you? Just reach out to us through our "Contact Us" page or reply to any email we send you.

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