If you feel like you need to call emergency services because your lady bits are literally on fire, take a deep breath. You aren't crazy, and you aren't alone. That agonizing "sandpaper in your panties" feeling is a massive, yet rarely talked about, red flag that your hormones are shifting.
When estrogen drops during menopause, your delicate tissue begins to break down, thin out, and dry up—a terrifyingly clinical process called Vaginal Atrophy. But fixing it shouldn't require a medical degree, and you definitely shouldn't have to live with a hoo-ha that hurts.
The 5 Signs Your Body Is Begging For A Rescue Squad (Not Just Lube)
① It hurts every single time you wipe.
If going to the bathroom makes you wince because the toilet paper feels like literal sandpaper, that is a huge indicator of tissue breakdown. Your skin down there has lost its natural, protective moisture barrier.
② Your underwear feels like an enemy.
You shouldn't be acutely aware of your panties all day long. If the everyday friction of sitting, walking, or wearing your favorite jeans feels like a rug burn, your tissue is crying out for structural hydration.
③ Sex has gone from fun to "ouch."
As the lady bit tissue thins out and loses elasticity, intimacy can start to feel painful rather than pleasurable. It's a frustrating shift, but it's a structural problem, not a sign that your love life is over.
④ You've tried lube, and it isn't cutting it.
If lube were the answer, this problem would be solved already. Lube is a temporary surface slip. It doesn't actually fix the dry, thinning, angry tissue underneath. You need something that actively plumps those cells back up.
⑤ You're also battling the hot flashes.
If your vagina feels like it's on fire and you are dealing with hot flashes, the culprit is almost certainly menopause. The drop in estrogen is causing a system-wide revolt, and your most sensitive areas are taking the hardest hit.
The Solution: How To Put Out The Fire (And Start Plumping Your Tissue)
When your doctor tells you to "just use more lube," they are missing the point. Your tissue is breaking down because it's starving for the estrogen it used to have. You don't just need a temporary slip; you need to restore what was lost so your body can create its own natural lubrication again.
That's why thousands of women are using Silky Peach Cream to literally save their vaginas. It contains just the right amount of estriol to plump up those starving cells, soothe the fire, and increase your natural moisture.
Women tell us that Silky Peach Cream worked when nothing else did!
Ready to feel like yourself again?
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.
Parlor Games, LLC ● kate@parlor-games.com ● 2355 STATE ST, STE 101 ● Salem OR 97301
28 Day Challenge Subscription Details
We ship you a 28 day supply of Silky Peach Cream for only $29 (more than 25% off our normal price) when you sign up for Subscribe & Save.
Follow the directions we include in the package and apply Silky Peach cream on your tender bits for 28 days.
Decision Day:
5 days before your subscription rebills, we’ll send you an email reminder with a link. If you decide Silky Peach is nice but not your thing… you can click that link and cancel your subscription without even talking to anyone. No hassle — no questions asked.
If you are like 72% of our Silky Peach customers, you’ll love it and can't imagine life without it. In that case, do nothing, and we’ll welcome you to the Parlor Games family and ship Silky Peach Cream to your door step every month for the same discounted price of $29 — locked in for as long as you remain a subscriber.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Silky Peach as an ongoing support for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
Important note about our easy-breezy subscriptions:
We know that some companies make it hard to cancel a subscription — that’s not us. Our mission is to save the world — one vagina at a time! If you decide you don’t need Silky Peach as an ongoing support for dryness, incontinence, UTIs and keeping sex fun and comfortable again, we understand. Five days before we ship your next order, you'll receive an email with a link to cancel right there in the message.
No hunting, no searching, we got you. Respect is where it’s at.
RETURNS & REFUNDS
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
PRIVACY POLICY
Parlor Games' Commitment to Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy, we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available on our homepage.
The Information We Collect
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on any Parlor Games site (including but not limited to parlorgames.learnmore.io) and any Parlor Games Social Media pages. On some pages you may request additional information or place orders. The types of personal information collected at these pages are:
- Full Name
- Email address
- Phone number
- Zip code
- Credit card information
How We Use Information
We use the information you provide about yourself to process your orders and to contact you regarding your interest in Parlor Games’ products. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete an order.
We use return email addresses to answer the email and requests we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
As a Parlor Games user, you will register through our shopping cart to complete a business contact information form.
Finally, we never use or share any personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
Tracking Technology (“Cookies”)
Cookies are small text files placed on your hard drive when you visit a website, in order to track use of the site. Some websites use cookies to collect data regarding the functionality of the site or to help analyze browsing patterns and use of the site. The Company does use tracking technology (“cookies”) on this site to improve your user experience.
Links to Other Sites
The Company’s site may provide links to sites not covered by these Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. The Company is not responsible for how such third parties collect, use or disclose your personal information, so you should check their privacy policies before providing them with such information.
This website may contain links to Internet websites (“third-party websites”) that are not maintained by the Company. These links are provided solely for your convenience. The Company makes no warranties or representations about the content of any products or services offered by, or the intellectual property compliance of, such third-party websites. The Company recommends you take the time to read the privacy policies and user agreements of any third-party website.
Choice
If you do not wish to receive information about our services or products, you may opt-out by sending an email to parlorgamesproducts@gmail.com and let us know.
Our Commitment to Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Miscellaneous
The Company may, in its sole discretion, revise its Internet policy at any time. Any failure or delay by Company in enforcing any provision of its Internet policy will not be considered a waiver of such provision and will not prevent Company from enforcing the provision at a later date.
In accessing portions of the Company shopping cart requiring a User ID and Password, you agree that: the Company is entitled to act on instructions received under your User ID and Password, and the Company is not liable for any unauthorized access to your personal information that is not the direct result of gross negligence or intentional misconduct on the part of the Company.
You must keep your Password confidential and you must notify the Company immediately if you believe anyone else has obtained your Password or if any unauthorized access to the restricted portions of the Company website has occurred or may occur. The Company may block access to the restricted portions of its website without prior notice if we believe your Password is being used by someone other than you or if any unauthorized access to your personal information has occurred or may occur.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The content and materials on any of our pages are provided “as is” and without representations or warranties of any kind, either express or implied. The Company expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, with respect to these pages including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. The Company does not warrant or represent that the functions or operation of these pages will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this website, its servers, or any e-mail sent from the Company are free of viruses or other harmful components. Because some states do not allow a disclaimer of warranties, the foregoing disclaimer may not apply to you.
Limitation of Liability
The Company shall not be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or damage, nor any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any kind, whether based in contract, tort, strict liability or otherwise, which arises out of the use of, or inability to use, this page or the content found on this page, or, unless resulting from the gross negligence or intentional actions of the Company, the unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data, even if the Company has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Because some states do not allow a limitation of liability for certain damages, the foregoing limitations may not apply to you.
Jurisdiction / Enforceability
Use of this website is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws. Any dispute concerning this website is subject to the venue of a court of competent jurisdiction in Deschutes County, Oregon.
Should any provision of these Terms and Conditions of Use be held invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable, then the invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will be severed from the remaining provisions, and such invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.
How to Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please send us an email at:
kate@parlor-games.com
Note: Personal information consists of anything that would be used to uniquely identify, contact or locate a single person.
updated 5-25-21
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
Parlor Games' Commitment to Privacy
Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy, we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used. To make this notice easy to find, we make it available on our homepage.
The Information We Collect
This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on any Parlor Games site (parlor-games.com and/or my.parlor-games.com) and any Parlor Games Social Media pages. If you place an order, you will need to provide full shipping/billing information along with a phone number. The types of personal information that may be collected at these pages are:
- Full Name
- Email address
- Phone number
- Street Address
- City, State and Zip code
- Credit card information
How We Use Information
We use the information you provide about yourself to process your orders and to contact you regarding your interest in Parlor Games’ products. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete an order.
We use return email addresses to answer the email and requests we receive. Such addresses are not used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.
As a Parlor Games shopper, you will register through our shopping cart in order to provide complete shipping and billing information.
Finally, we never use or share any personally identifiable information provided to us online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.
No mobile information will be shared with third parties/affiliates for marketing/promotional purposes.
Tracking Technology (“Cookies”)
Cookies are small text files placed on your hard drive when you visit a website, in order to track use of the site. Some websites use cookies to collect data regarding the functionality of the site or to help analyze browsing patterns and use of the site. The Company does use tracking technology (“cookies”) on this site to improve your user experience.
Links to Other Sites
The Company’s site may provide links to sites not covered by these Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. The Company is not responsible for how such third parties collect, use or disclose your personal information, so you should check their privacy policies before providing them with such information.
This website may contain links to Internet websites (“third-party websites”) that are not maintained by the Company. These links are provided solely for your convenience. The Company makes no warranties or representations about the content of any products or services offered by, or the intellectual property compliance of, such third-party websites. The Company recommends you take the time to read the privacy policies and user agreements of any third-party website.
Choice
If you do not wish to receive information about our services or products, you may opt-out by sending an email to kate@parlor-games.com and let us know.
Our Commitment to Data Security
To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, we have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information we collect online.
Miscellaneous
The Company may, in its sole discretion, revise its Internet policy at any time. Any failure or delay by Company in enforcing any provision of its Internet policy will not be considered a waiver of such provision and will not prevent Company from enforcing the provision at a later date.
In accessing portions of the Company shopping cart requiring a User ID and Password, you agree that: the Company is entitled to act on instructions received under your User ID and Password, and the Company is not liable for any unauthorized access to your personal information that is not the direct result of gross negligence or intentional misconduct on the part of the Company.
You must keep your Password confidential and you must notify the Company immediately if you believe anyone else has obtained your Password or if any unauthorized access to the restricted portions of the Company website has occurred or may occur. The Company may block access to the restricted portions of its website without prior notice if we believe your Password is being used by someone other than you or if any unauthorized access to your personal information has occurred or may occur.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The content and materials on any of our pages are provided “as is” and without representations or warranties of any kind, either express or implied. The Company expressly disclaims all warranties, express or implied, with respect to these pages including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. The Company does not warrant or represent that the functions or operation of these pages will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this website, its servers, or any e-mail sent from the Company are free of viruses or other harmful components. Because some states do not allow a disclaimer of warranties, the foregoing disclaimer may not apply to you.
Limitation of Liability
The Company shall not be liable for any injury, loss, claim, or damage, nor any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any kind, whether based in contract, tort, strict liability or otherwise, which arises out of the use of, or inability to use, this page or the content found on this page, or, unless resulting from the gross negligence or intentional actions of the Company, the unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data, even if the Company has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Because some states do not allow a limitation of liability for certain damages, the foregoing limitations may not apply to you.
Jurisdiction / Enforceability
Use of this website is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Oregon without giving effect to any principles of conflicts of laws. Any dispute concerning this website is subject to the venue of a court of competent jurisdiction in Deschutes County, Oregon.
Should any provision of these Terms and Conditions of Use be held invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable, then the invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will be severed from the remaining provisions, and such invalid, unlawful, or unenforceable provision will not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining provisions.
How to Contact Us
Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please send us an email at:
kate@parlor-games.com
Note: Personal information consists of anything that would be used to uniquely identify, contact or locate a single person.
Parlor Games LLC
1226 NW Rockwood Ln
Bend OR 97703
updated 8/12/2025
TERMS & CONDITIONS
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Damaged Products
If your bottle was damaged during delivery, you must IMMEDIATELY document the damage by taking a photo of the shipping bag and the bottle. Then, contact customer service to send us the photos of the damage and we will send out a replacement. Bottles damaged during shipping must be reported within two (2) days of delivery.
Shipping Timelines
We do our best to get your order out to you within 1-3 business days, however, for products which are not immediately available in Parlor Games inventory, orders may take longer to ship to you. If your order cannot ship out within 3 days, we will email you to let you know
Incorrect Shipments
If we have shipped you the incorrect product, that’s our bad. We will re-ship the correct product provided you have not broken the seal on the incorrectly shipped product(s). Take a picture of the incorrect shipment and contact us immediately. We'll ship out the proper product and send you a return shipping label so you can return the incorrect product to us. Unfortunately, once you have broken the seal on the product, it's yours to keep, and to replace the product will require you to place a new order.
Missing Shipments
If the tracking number shows your order delivered to your shipping address but the package has disappeared, Parlor Games is not responsible for that loss. If you have any concerns that a package may be stolen before you have the time to get it, please provide a shipping address you are confident will be safe and secure.
International Shipments
International shipments do not qualify for any refunds or returns. All international sales are final.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
100% Money-Back Guarantee on First Orders
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Refund Policy for All Other Orders
If you order again and then decide not to use the bottle, we accept returns of unopened bottles with the seal unbroken within 21 days of the outbound ship date. Simply contact us, then ship the unopened bottle back to us (we do not cover return shipping costs). Once we receive the returned product in good condition, we will process a refund for the purchase price to the payment method you used at time of order. Shipping fees are not refundable.
Damaged Products
If your bottle was damaged during delivery, you must IMMEDIATELY document the damage by taking a photo of the shipping bag and the bottle. Then, contact customer service to send us the photos of the damage and we will send out a replacement. Bottles damaged during shipping must be reported within two (2) days of delivery.
Shipping Timelines
We do our best to get your order out to you within 1-3 business days, however, for products which are not immediately available in Parlor Games inventory, orders may take longer to ship to you. If your order cannot ship out within 3 days, we will email you to let you know
Incorrect Shipments
If we have shipped you the incorrect product, that’s our bad. We will re-ship the correct product provided you have not broken the seal on the incorrectly shipped product(s). Take a picture of the incorrect shipment and contact us immediately. We'll ship out the proper product and send you a return shipping label so you can return the incorrect product to us. Unfortunately, once you have broken the seal on the product, it's yours to keep, and to replace the product will require you to place a new order.
Missing Shipments
If the tracking number shows your order delivered to your shipping address but the package has disappeared, Parlor Games is not responsible for that loss. If you have any concerns that a package may be stolen before you have the time to get it, please provide a shipping address you are confident will be safe and secure.
International Shipments
International shipments do not qualify for any refunds or returns. All international sales are final.
Parlor Games reserves the right to update these policies at any time.
OUR HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
We want you to feel safe and confident trying any of our products. That's why we promise 100% money-back guarantee on the purchase price of the first bottle of any of our products. Balancing hormones DOES take some time, so please try it for 28 days. If after 28 days you are unhappy, or the product just hasn't worked for you, simply contact us and we'll process a refund of your full purchase price upon receipt. Sorry, shipping fees are not refundable.
Disclaimer: The information provided above is intended for educational and informational purposes only. Statements made have not been evaluated by the FDA nor are they intended to treat or diagnose. Any health concerns should be discussed and evaluated by your primary health care provider.